#breaksticks

[myboyowonder]

Me: *Reading 'Wonder' for the first time* Okay, a bit of a rocky meeting, but maybe Julian isn't that bad.

Story: "What about Darth Sidious? Do you like him?" Julian asked.

Me: Look! They even like the same films!

Story: ... But in 'Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith, Darth Sidious's face is burned by Sith lightning and becomes totally disfigured.

Me, shoving breadsticks-no- Auggie into my purse: I've got to go. Don't think that I didn't catch that, you little demon. Don't talk to, don't touch, and don't look at me or my son again, got it?

[kawaii-food-is-kawaii]

Cheesy Cauliflower Breadsticks

[livingdeaddrummer]

Tour conditioning. Preping for some long months on the road starting this summer. Updated your schedule at LivingDeadDrummer.com _____________________________________ #TourReady #TourLife #BreakSticks #DrummerLife #RegalTip #YamahaDrums #Paiste #AquarianDrumheads #PrettyBoyFloyd #FleischKrieg #TheDeadlights #DKZero #MichaelGrant #LivingDeadDrummer (at North Hollywood, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/CQJ1NGqHoHn/?utm_medium=tumblr

[minerocks1]

BREADSTICKS WITH ITALIAN HERB DIPPING OIL... #cpkpizza #cpk #californiapizzakitchen #southbaygalleria #goodstuff #fluffy #foodporn #foodgasm #fatpeopleproblems #instamood #fatboyheaven #imnotfatimfluffy #instafood #fatboyproblems #allyoucaneatdiet #instafood #igfoodie #breaksticks #italianherbdippingoil #italianherb #dippingoil #blueberrygingersmash #jackdanielstennesseewhiskey #moninorganicagavenectar #domainedecantonginger #freshblueberriesandlime #cranberryjuice (at California Pizza Kitchen)

[miunya]

Me: So what do you think about Undertale?

Person: It’s alright, but kind of overrate-

Me: I gotta go *shoves cinnamon butterscotch pie into purse*

[takesayeartoreadthis]

Date: *reveals breadstick with engagement ring on it* will you-

Me: *shoves it my bag and gets up to leave* danke fam

[imnotdrey-blog]

wtf is up with the breadstick thing?

[morganascleavage]

Me, on a date: So what do you think of Carmilla season 2? Them: Well, I think Natasha seems to have put on some weight and- Me, beating them with breadsticks: I'm sORRY WHAT?!