Rule 1: Post the rules
Rule 2: ANSWER ALL THE QUESTIONS the tagger asked and set 11 new ones
Rule 3: Tag 11 people and link them to your post
Rule 4: let them know you’ve tagged them
asked by wheretheoscarwildethingsare
MY MOTHERFUCKIN QUESTIONS WATCH OUT BITCHACHOS
1. eating oatmeal for breakfast every day for the rest of your life or only sleeping buried in a tub of dry oats
Eat Oatmeal
2. get justin beiber’s swaggy mouse tatto done on ur ass or walk around for a month with a dick drawn on yr face. and no sneaky covering it with bangs or shit.
The dick…Less painful
3. get massive 3d incredibly realistic waxwork copies of steve buscemi’s eyes attacked to the ceiling over your bed so its the first thing you see every morning for the rest of your life or have wild kinky sex with him
I’ll go with the eyes….
4. dragons or unicorns
Dragons are badass so dragons.
5. write 1 complete paragraph (3-6 sentences) about supermodel fabio from a sociological point of view
Fabio is oddly attractive to many women. I don’t quite understand why. He’s a love interest for many middle-age women. Quite an odd fascination if you ask me.
6. worst experience with a spreadable condiment
I brushed my teeth with mustard once.
7. which catholic saint seems most fuckable. why. write a detailed, steamy description.
Mary. She seemed hot from what I’ve seen. She looks pretty capable too. Idk.
8. which circle of hell am i going to. which circle of hell will you be in?
We can both be in the 9th circle of hell. :P
9. should i be a professional question writer? hint: yes
Sure, why not.
10. expressionism or impressionism. ha you thought this would be all dumb questions. now do some research philistine
Impressionism
11. who were the philistines? answer that, or describle your ideal jello flavour.
I’d want chocolate, strawberry, vanilla, mango jell-o
ok now for my questions:
1. if you lost the use of one of your joints and you got to pick which one, what joint would it be?
My left knee so NO MORE FUCKING GYM CLASS. And epic wheel chair tricks.
2. look up your name on urban dictionary. whats the funniest definition for it?
Holy fuck… Erica- the term used for the exact moment a penis enters the vagina
3. give birth to a turtle or an emu?
Turtle cuz they’re cuuute
4. would you do a photo shoot naked if you got to control who saw the pictures after?
FUCK NO I WOULDN’T EVEN WANNA SEE THAT
5. handcuffs or chocolate body icing?
CHOCOLATEEEEEEEEE
6. bring back kurt cobain or michael jackson?
Kurt Cobain
7. describe me using only verbs(must be at least 5).
Awesome, nice (I’m so lame), fascinating, lovely, pervy
8. top unconventional place you want to have sex?
I don't even know.
9. you can off one person without consequence, who is it?
My dumbass science teacher. Dat bitch -.-
10. you wake up naked, covered in somebody elses blood in the middle of a corn field with nothing but an inflatable inner tube. what do you do?
...Suffocate myself with the inner tube.
11. athens or sparta?
Sparta, duh
Now for MAH questions:
1. favorite TV show??
2. List all the fandoms ur in
3. Describe the taste of water for me
4. Most embarrassing thing you’ve ever done in public or in private
5. Black rose or red rose?
6. Name 1 thing you can’t live without
7. Would you rather marry Justin Bieber or have sex with a corpse 3 times a week for 8 years? No divorcing the biebs until after 25 years!
8. If someone deleted your tumblr permanently what would you do?
9. If you could only be in 1 fandom which would you choose?
10. Smash your face into the keyboard for this question. Good job.
11. Say one nice thing about me (I like compliments)
