#breslinson

[alexenglish]

wow so bressie wrote a children's book and louis has a child, can you believe breslinson is so real?

they’re literally so in love

[alexenglish]

hey alex i'm just thinking about louis running into bressie somewhere after not seeing him for years and how he'd thought their dynamic might be weird without niall there but it's just so easy to have a pint together and talk about where life has taken them, and louis has kissed a couple boys before but he loves how bressie cages him in, loves waking up next to him and slipping on one of his t-shirts, loves how big bressie's clothing is on him, loves how soft bressie's smile is in the morning.

Louis steals every single jumper he can get his hands on. the unguarded ones in the summer, the ones Bressie’s wore about the house all day in the winter. he’s always had a love for big pullovers, and Bressie just enables that. boyfriend clothes, extra big? Louis’ dream come TRUE.

[thepainlessmoustache]

I've got my first day back to classes tomorrow and @queerlyalex has me thinking up Breslinson scenarios

[alexenglish]

1000-directions replied to your post “@echeveria2 replied to your post “I took pain meds bc my body hurts...”

i...don't know where i'm going with this, but i just imagined bressie as this henry rollins figure, like this sort of elder statesman of punk who's like huge and brawny and intimidating but like really smart and thoughtful and political and sort of nurturing to the next generation, and like, does louis trust that, is he like starstruck and beside himself or is he wary and cagy and determined to achieve everything by himself, or his own terms? I DO NOT KNOW?????

AAAAAAAAAAAAAH. I think he’s a mix of both, like ofc he knows who Bressie is because he’s like ‘one of the dudes who ushered us into the current era of alt punk music, bro’ (said in Zayn’s voice), but he’s also really unimpressed by people who’re like that because they come off as pretentious and boring and sometimes make Louis feel stupid if he can’t keep up, and more than anything he doesn’t want Bressie to make him feel stupid because the whole lowkey hero worship thing. so he probably pretends to be uninterested and that leads to cagey behavior, and succeeds so well in playing it off that Bressie genuinely thinks Louis doesn’t like him -- which he’s not super fussed about because to each their own, but he’s really cool with the rest of Louis’ band so like, why not Louis, what’d he do. cue comedy of cute misunderstandings and Louis being difficult and Bressie being exasperated and eventually they make out angrily. why is breslinson literally the only thing I can think about lately lmfao

[alexenglish]

@1000-directions replied to your photoset “@slimthiccniall I’m literally sobbing I a m literallykl;dskam”

i don't know what this is but i know that i want it

LET ME TELL YOU STEPH, you definitely do want twink Louis inappropriately seducing Bressie with his stupid dirty talking pornstar mouth and peachy lil bum in his tight ass trousers and Bressie being REALLY OVERWHELMED, REALLY INTO IT and giving Louis enough orgasms to shut him the hell up. think of the BEARD BURN.

[alexenglish]

@slimthiccniall I’m literally sobbing I a m literallykl;dskam