Feb 5, 2017
There will be no lead jammer, only time outs.
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There will be no lead jammer, only time outs.
Anal-o-gy
Apron: They have a stylus.
Amelie: No, they lost it yesterday.
Apron: That stinks, because doing Rinxter with your finger is like a finger up your ass.
Junior Derby
#1: It sounds like regular derby.
#2: Confusion, tears, vomit... yep.
Apron: If I start hand-writing out Rinxter, I need to go to a hospital.
Statter: If you start writing out Rinxter, we'll have you committed.
#1: Rinxter is the Donald Trump of bout management software.
Amelie: Wow... that's kind of extreme.
Amelie: The lobster is missing its antennas.
#2: It could just be a really, really sunburned seal?
He hugged me from behind, and for a moment, I felt the beard.
The Animal Planet Rumor Mill
#1: But they have really sharp claws, and don't they all have chlamydia?
#2: I swear, I got it from a koala!