The Quote Book

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That Loot Drop Escalated Quickly.

Katie: I got a plunger!

Taylor: I got a potentially fake ruby.

Kassie: Chris got... dark secrets.

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Usually when I step in a hole, it's Part One of an extended comedy routine of pain.

Sarah

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Ain't no party like a laudanum party.

Katie

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Katie: I thought you wanted a Viking funeral?

Taylor: Yeah, but I'm pretty sure it's illegal... if someone wants to give me an unsanctioned Viking funeral in the woods, though, I won't protest.

Katie: ...could you do it in a pool?

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Any popularity the book had was probably overwritten when the movie came out. There were lots of oohs and aahs... and then lots of yelling and screaming.

Chris

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Oh, good gravy, that Pikachu is grotesque.

Chris

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When we were trying to come up with baby names, one of the ones we came up with was Darth whatever, but the Darth was silent.

Krystianna

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Taylor: I went to an agriculture high school; Devil Went Down To Georgia was a major fixture of our barn dances.

Catie Jo: Oh my god, it's like agricultural appropriation!

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Taylor: It's a very noble raptor.

Chris: When you look into the raptor, the raptor looks into you.

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It's actually a pretty classy fanny pack... which is not a phrase I ever thought I'd say.

Chris

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Don't come crawling over here with your traitor-cheese!

Sarah

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Radishes aren't real.

David

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I feel like giving birth to an accordion would be such a noisy mess.

Taylor

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Taylor: I'm not as up on my WWII aircraft taxonomy. I'm also not super polished on my ant taxonomy, but it's harder to tell different kinds of ants on sight than airplanes.

Chris: Also harder to get a ride in one.

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Taylor: This is your dog-and-pony.

Ian: It's your pony, dawg!

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TH: It looks like a Pokemon.

KJ: It looks like a backwoods cousin of Snoopy.

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I have to use Urban Dictionary for stuff like that. Like, apparently “sprung” means you like someone.

RE