#bright elves

[agent-kandomere-blog]

Tikka: there are seven chairs and ten children, what do you do?

Ward: Have everyone stand.

Jakoby: Get three more chairs!

Kandomere: The best seven of the lot can sit down.

Leilah: /Kill three of them/.

[manicpixienightmare666]

Law and Order: MTF

So I had a dream last night that Kandomere was a detective on Law and Order. I was just sitting in my living room and the show comes on and I'm like "holy shit! It's K!!" And other ppl were like, "Yeah and?" Like it was totally normal that a blue haired elf was on this tv show.

[agent-kandomere-blog]

Are you a top or a bottom?

“…………..”

“……………………………. that information is /private/.”

-///////// is this even a question.

-// hands down, total top ;) 

-// but depending on the partner, I might settle for versatile. 

[agent-kandomere-blog]

Agent Kandomere, did you always want to work with the MTF or did you originally want to do something else? Also, do other elves find it odd that you’re working in a salaried government position and not something more glamorous?

“Elves, as I’m sure you know, get paid more for their work right off the dot, and though I’m not at liberty to say how much, I’ll say it’s more than enough for anyone who lives outside of the Elf District. And as I’ve stated before…. the law has always had my eye. It’s an exciting job and it keeps me busy, what more could I ask for?”

“As for the opinions of the others, I couldn’t care less… and so I pay them no mind anyhow.”

[agent-kandomere-blog]

Another serious question: What are your thoughts on dating outside your race? Do elves do that? Is it frowned upon?

“It’s near unheard of for an elf to be seen doing anything more than a mere ‘hook-up’ with another race,,, our cultural background is rather strict when it comes to keeping to our own kind, pure-bred, to say the least.”

[manicpixienightmare666]

Hey Kandomere fans! My lil blueberry elfs clothing and accessories arrived today! I'm gonna have to do a lot of tailoring ( I knew that I would) but look how cute everything is!

[manicpixienightmare666]

I will listen to this on repeat until I die. Elf Town like a mofo son!

[crazydementeddreamer]

Bright Elf Headcanon

I wrote this before Netflix did the video, so some of it doesn’t match up. Also, Tumblr app is an asshat.

-Not all Elves use magic knowingly. But over time magic has had lasting effects on all Elves.

-The Elf lifespan is 3 times as long as a human- 240 years. Elves have better health, as far as anyone knows they do not suffer from illness or disease. Their appearance is of someone in the prime of their life until their last 20-40 years. Because, magic.

-There is no such thing as Middle Class or Lower Class Elves. Unless they are mixed race, and that is a different situation entirely. All (pure) Elves live a luxurious life. Because, magic.

-Elves work, but not in the way other races work. Jobs are seen as something to do to pass the time. With a longer lifespan they gather more money and pass it on to other family members. Also, magic.

-With such a long life that is devoid of typical difficulties- like really needing to work for a living, Elves are devoted to artisan pursuits & relationships. Beauty in any form- paintings, clothing, architecture, food, etc - and long lasting companionship are the greatest desire of any Elf.

-Even though friends and family are highly prized, having children is rare among Elves. Couples that do have children rarely have more than 1.

-Elves have one of the lowest populations of any race on Earth. Most of the other races will live their entire lives and never see an Elf in person. Elves only have a notable population in 6 US Cities- New York, Los Angeles, Chicago, Houston, Philadelphia & Atlanta.

-There is a very small percentage of Elves that have denounced the traditional Elf lifestyle. They live in small rural and rustic communities, or even in forests and woods. Some of these communities are thought to be part of the Shield of Light.

-Elves are not visibly involved in politics. Or large corporations, but they seem to own everyone. I mean everything.

-Elves are not outwardly racist to anyone. They are willing to employ any race that can serve them. I mean do the work so they don’t have to.

-Elves aren’t evil, just spoiled and pampered. Because of this, frequently they are also entitled and irresponsible.

@bonnietakesnosh-t @bright-hcs