° Kandomere Ramírez °

° Literate roleplay/ask blog for Kandomere, the elven MTF Special Agent for the United States Department of Magic. °

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Thranduil: What did I just find under your bed?

Legolas: Um, my Armani shoes?

Thranduil: THIS IS A GUCCI HOUSEHOLD

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Do you ever want a kid/kids?

“There was once a time where I thought of dedicating a good chunk of my life to such a thing… but, unfortunately, certain circumstances just didn’t quite…. work out.”

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because we need an appreciation post for the other charming elves in our lives, don’t we? 

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middle earth aesthetics → mirkwood

there was a greenish light about them, and in places they could see some distance to either side of the path. yet the light only showed them endless lines of straight grey trunks like the pillars of some huge twilight hall. there was a breath of air and a noise of wind, but it had a sad sound. a few leaves came rustling down to remind them that outside autumn was coming on. their feet ruffled among the dead leaves of countless other autumns that had drifted over the banks of the path from the deep red carpets of the forest.

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Ward, digging through a first-aid kit: Why the fuck would you fill this with cheerios?!

Jakoby, bleeding out: I thought it would be funny at the time-

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Kandomere: I forbid you from taking another step down these stairs-

Tikka:

Tikka: Okay

Tikka: *Launches self out the window*

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Better Homes and Gardens’ New Decorating Book, Meredith, 1981.

Salvaged & scanned by @jpegfantasy

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Let’s all agree to disagree that Kandomere most definitely has an apartment home that resembles this- Except, of course a different color scheme (maybe something that involves blues, greys, silvers, golds, and splashes of purple and red here and there), he’d have ivy creeping along the ceiling, cacti and various succulents in the windows, FAR more skylights (because he most likely has a top floor suite), the comfortable furniture would be more modern looking, and the tables and whatnot would be of oak and redwood, either in their natural shapes and twisted looks still, but polished- he’d have items on display, awards and paintings of old relatives, a table in the corner with an old, Italian style jug of wine and a pair of cups, or silver goblets for late evening drinks. The carpet would be plush and soft colored- perhaps white even because he can afford to maintain it properly.  Oh, and of course he has a cat. An ojos azule he adopted as a kitten.  

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On your days off, do you ever give yourself a spa day and go and get a massage or something? Your job's probably stressful right?

“A spa day? No,” the elf replied with a simple shake of his head. “Though when I do get the time off and find myself simply aching for something more extravagant than a loofah, my bathtub, and some herbal tea— I find the embrocation that comes with getting a massage to be quite heavenly.”

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Nice booty, Agent.

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Kandomere, the fact that you aren't as lithe as most elves are expected to be intrigues me a lot and I've found that I prefer you to the others because you don't exactly fir the stereotype. *To mun, I FUDGING LOVE YOUR BLOG!!!*

“…. Thank you? I suppose? Though I’m intrigued as to how I differ from the others… quite a lot of us are alike, you know, but we do have our own groups of shared attitude we tend to stick to.”-////// ahhhh, thank you so much!//- 

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"Sorry to disturb you agent Kandomere but I'm afraid my curiosity will not be tamed." I sigh as I clasp my hands together and my serious eyes meet yours. "Is it true that there are solid gold fire hydrants in the elf district? If so, why? What is the use of a gold fire hydrant? Are the elves really that flamboyant?" I query before I realise I'm rambling and hold my tongue. "Sorry."

“The gold-”

He had to refrain himself from sounding irrational, for it was mere curiosity the other was thrusting upon him, nothing more.

“As inclined as I /don’t/ feel about giving you the answers you’re seeking from this…. Oddity of a question, I’ll humor you nonetheless. Fire Hydrants provide only a handful of uses, really, and the main one, of course, is for the firemen to use upon putting out fires. Of course they’re not completely gold- If they were, we’d have a horrendous time keeping them maintained enough for it to even matter. Most of the fire hydrants I’ve come to see are coated in liquid silver, in the Elf District… but if there are any gold ones at all— they’re most likely painted as well.”

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For the mun, are you still accepting rp partners?

-// I’ve off and away from this blog for the longest of time, I feel awful!! But I’ve returned, and yes, I am accepting roleplay partners. I don’t think I have any at this time anyways.

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A simple Bargeman.

Silver eyelids such as yours,

With a prideful nose and taunting lips,

An inclined tilt of the head as you question my ability,

To wander alone within your woods,

Begging of an unknown forgiveness that seems forgotten,

And as I speak my answer,

With a burning voice,

My lips quiver and my knees give out,

I beg unto thee,

As bright and as beautiful as thou may be,

Forgive me,

Forgive me,

For my heart has wandered far out of reach,

and pleads to be held by one such as yours,

So throw me out,

If you will,

Out of these lonesome woods filled with ivy,

Fern,

And longing oak,

Because if you don’t,

Here I shall remain,

On my knees,

With my chin to my chest and a tunic soaked of salted tears.

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Fíli: Its really muggy out today.

Thorin: If I go outside and all of my mugs are on the front lawn, I’m going to kill you.

Kíli: *sips coffee from a bowl*

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-// I'm sorry but this is really good with these three-

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What stimulates you more: art, music or literature? Specifics are appreciated if you care to indulge me.

With an Intruiged tilt of his head, the elven male offered a slight, if not subtle look of interest- as if, apparently, this question held his interest more adequately than the past.

“At first glance I nearly spoke my answer to be of literature, but alas, I’d have to agree with art more than the other’s. While I enjoy speaking and telling of what others may not know, nor find the time to look into, I tend to find pleasure in poetry, paintings, and decorative food plating far more. Not only is it often an aesthetic, but the history behind much of it is also quite endearing.”

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Elf Husband Birthdays

Happy Birthday to two hot elf actors! Kandy and Thrandy both played by men born on March 25.