The Beetlejuice’s as Cats - a Thread
Movie Beetlejuice - Tom Cat
Feral, born & raised in the wild
Always scouting for a female in heat
Litters of bastard kittens all over the county
Not sure how he’s still alive - definitely pushing the 9 lives myth to its limit
Do NOT bring him into your house - has fleas & ticks & years of grime
Also cannot be tamed or housebroken
Cartoon Beetlejuice - Indoor/Outdoor Housecat
Likes to prowl the neighborhood stealing food like a mongrel
Also gets very whiny if his dinner is 3 minutes late
Not neutered, because he always runs & hides when it’s time to visit the vet
DEFINITELY not a snuggle bug, just ask him. He swears he hates human contact
Will cry for pets & hugs from his favorite humans
A mighty hunter. Has brought home many dead things, a few of which he’s even killed himself
Hates snow & rain - will stay inside on wet days & glare at the precipitation
Musical Beetlejuice - Abandoned Housecat
Adopted by humans who decided “he’s an outdoor cat,” then moved and “forgot” to bring him along
Still has his balls, because his owners never bothered getting him neutered or vaccinated
EXTREMELY affectionate - many head bumps, will stay on your lap forever
Not gonna be happy during the first flea bath
Runs & hides under furniture when there’s shouting or raised voices
Not afraid to fight to the death - never really learned how to play-fight
Will eat hamsters and fish not understanding they aren’t food
