#beetleblum

[mastersprogram]

Beetleblum Clip Appreciation! 🪲✨

[benjamin-benny-ben]

Please god I’m begging for a will blum as beetlejuice bootleg

[betelgeusx3s-badfanfiction]

I was supposed to post something on monday.. but i had such an exciting weekend... qWq i got multiple blum bootlegs.. been watching them after it took me a dogs age to download it.

Did i post this already? Its my own writing... nobody is gonna like it... are they

Just some rambles

Be warned some Inappropriate content ahead. Please read with caution Darker DC beetlejuice references

Lydia - *pulls out an 8 inch copper key from the pocket of her dress*

Beetlejuice - *screams* keep that thing away from me!!

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Beetlejuice - I miss being alive...

Lydia - it was for like 30 seconds... and you got mad and wanted to murder everyone...

Beetlejuice - But the birds... and I made you kill one to open the book... I think we should do a funeral for the bird...

*** Beetlejuice - you know I wasn't really really afraid of that Dildo Otto. I was just trying to entrap you... and I... I aam.. I amm sor.. sorr

Lydia - you mean Delias guru Otho?  And are you trying to say your sorry?

Beetlejuice - Yup that's the words... well now that we got that out of the way lets go put spiders in the kitchen cupboards *runs off* Lydia - Wait what.. I DON'T FORGIVE YOU

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Beetlejuice to Charles- Forget what or who I might be but your daughter has truly touched me, and I can assure you that I definitley touched her.

Chuck/Charles/Mr. Deetz - WHAT ARE YOU SAYING!

(Source - Deweys confession)

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Beetlejuice - *Eats a toaster...* i don't think it should be used for bread its fine on its own.

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Beetlejuice - ohhh crap... I regret doing cocaine tonight..

Y/N - what????

Lydia - Oh can I have some?

Y/N - NO! What Beetlejuice.. you are a bad influence... wait I already knew that. No lydia you cannot have drugs we have talked about this.

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Y/N - we are now Banned from the Wild Brazil Safari because he tried to eat all the glowing termite larva.... and when I tried to make him say sorry he just said they tasted nasty but now his insides were glowing...

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Ai beebleboose

Asked him his jobbies

Oh, yeah! For sure. I love to watch people sleep.  And I like to go in public bathrooms and move the toilet seats up or down.  Just so, you know, when someone uses it, they get that surprise! And the look on their face when they get it... Priceless!  It's the little things, ya know?

[musical-shit-show]

Will Blum is on all week as BJ!!! 💚

Update: Alex announced on Twitter that he tested positive for COVID, let’s send him all the good vibes as well for a speedy recovery!! I’m sure he’ll have some much needed rest this week 💚

[mel-time]

Melt 🥺

[beebleboosuwu]

Today is Will Blum’s Birthday!!!

It’s our fave swingo Birthday today (Sept 12)

Okay folks remember that Will is a private guy and loves having his space so let’s keep it chill and not harass the poor man.

Just appreciate him and celebrate his successes and his art.

DO. NOT. SPAM. HIM.

[werwulfy]

Him!

[ldrmas]

made this gif for you all. 

wanted to share the Will Blum love! 

you all should know this is my fav scene with Will!