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‘Props’/Opening of the Show
Starts with what they are not going to do
Mentions ‘erotic role play’
Dan as a criminal, Phil as a policeman, voiceover of implied smut
Dan and Phil ‘strip’
Truth Bombs
Dan: What job would Dan have if youtube didn't exist?
A: lawyer, axe salesman, poet (winner)
Phil: what does Phil dream about?
A: bathing in a tub of cereal; thirsty houseplants (winner), frolicking in a field of corgis
D&P: What would a documentary about their lives be called?
A: two men; one cereal box (winner), don’t worry we’re not dead, was this a good idea
Virtual Stimulation
Dan went to an underground furry rave
Ball & Mystery Box
Dan told everyone to check under their seats for a missing key, it was in his pocket the whole time
Phil threw a ball into the audience to guess what was ‘inside’ the mystery box
Phil and dog were given as answers for what’s in Dan’s box.
Dan VS Phil
Psychic Connects - insects (Dan says bees, Phil says Dragonflies)
Phantastic Phacts
Phil: What superpower would Phil have?
A: Stop time (Dan answers with flight)
Dan: Where would Dan live if he could live in a different country?
A: Canada (Phil gets it right)
Dan, Phil, or a Rat? -
Picture: ? (Phil gets it wrong)
Picture: ? (Dan gets it right)
D&P Dilemma
For Phil: Dead houseplants come back to life, but Dan can’t wear black. (Phil chooses houseplants)
For Dan: Phil stops stealing Dan’s food, but Dan can’t eat anymore chocolate (Dan picks chocolate)
Friendship Test loser - Dan
Wheel of Doom
A poll is given to see who ‘you’d rather kill’
Dan is chosen and strapped to the wheel
Good VS Evil
Dan - memes (this is wrong, they start over), exams, stepping on a lego
Phil - hot chocolate, spoilers, world peace
Getting Deep
Q: What would they change?
A: Phil said he wanted to change his hair since early 2017 but didn’t think people wanted him to change or would like it. Both said Phil should stop doing things because people want him to
Q: Advice for making friends irl
A: Dan talks about Phil being his only friend
Q: Suggestions for art piece.
A: Phil wished he got an editing/media degree instead of English (Dan teased him about being bad at editing)
Golden II Awards
They wore glitter suits
Give fandom awards to the audience
Phil’s Diss Track
Assumed lyrics to Phil’s Diss Track thus far
Dan on Piano
Dan plays a song on the piano
Has to do with him and Phil’s origin story
Phil interrupts by returning to his diss track momentarily
Interactive Introverts Duet
Dan and Phil sing a duet with Dan playing the piano
About how they’re ‘Interactive Introverts’
*Bonus*
Will not be Dan and Phil™ forever, will work on other projects
Dan called Phil a dick
Dan couldn’t get his shoes off.
*Current pre-show/intermission playlist*
Thank you to Anna & Ash for your submission as well as IDB!
