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There’s a goddamned alien passed out in the bed of their rusted-out farm truck and all of the baby lettuces are on fire, but this isn’t even the worst shit that will happen to Deanna today.
Or tomorrow, really. Because the fucking foodie-hipster-douchenozzles are going to be pissed when Sam has to tell them there’s no arugula because a fireball fell out of the sky and went all scorched-earth policy on their back acre. And then he’s going to storm around the farm with a bitchface of epic proportions until he finally finds Deanna – who will most likely be hiding in the barn with Chuck, her one-eyed and perennially cranky miniature donkey, and a half-empty bottle of Jack Daniel’s because she met a fucking alien and even she’s going to need some time to process that shit – and tears her a new one.
(An AU wherein Dean is a girl, the family motto is something more akin to “feeding people, farming things,” and when Cas - mysteriously stripped of his angelic powers - crash-lands on the Winchester family farm, he changes everything all over again.)
Words: 2947, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Deanna Winchester, Sam Winchester, Ash (Supernatural), Castiel, Bobby Singer
Relationships: Deanna/Castiel, Castiel/Dean Winchester
Additional Tags: fem!dean, cutesy use of farm animals, swearing galore, mentions of drinking and drug use, i'll add more when i figure out what this thing is, did i mention that dean is a girl?, Alternate Universe - Gender Changes
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