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Heterosexuality Quiz

1. What do you think caused your heterosexuality?

2. When and how did you first decide you were a heterosexual?

3. Is it possible your heterosexuality is just a phase you may grow out of?

4. Is it possible your heterosexuality stems from a neurotic fear of others of the same

sex?

5. Isn't it possible that all you need is a good Gay lover?

6. Heterosexuals have histories of failures in Gay relationships. Do you think you may

have turned to heterosexuality out of fear of rejection?

7. If you've never slept with a person of the same sex, how do you know you wouldn't

prefer that?

8. If heterosexuality is normal, why are a disproportionate number of mental patients

heterosexual?

9. To whom have you disclosed your heterosexual tendencies? How did they react?

10. Your heterosexuality doesn't offend me as long as you don't try to force it on me.

Why do you people feel compelled to seduce others into your sexual orientation?

11. If you choose to nurture children, would you want them to be heterosexual knowing

the problems they would face?

12. The great majority of child molesters are heterosexuals. Do you really consider it

safe to expose your children to heterosexual teachers?

13. Why do you insist on being so obvious and making a public spectacle of your

heterosexuality? Can't you just be what you are and keep it quiet?

14. How can you ever hope to become a whole person if you limit yourself to a

compulsive, exclusive heterosexual object choice and remain unwilling to explore and

develop your normal, natural, healthy homosexual potential.

15. Heterosexuals are noted for assigning themselves and each other to narrowly

restricted, stereotyped sex-roles. Why do you cling to such unhealthy role-playing?16. How can you enjoy a fully satisfying sexual experience or deep emotional rapport

with a person of the opposite sex when the obvious physical, biological, and

tempermental differences between you are so vast? How can a man understand what

pleases a woman sexually or vice-versa?

17. Why do heterosexuals place so much emphasis on sex?

18. With all the societal support marriage receives, the divorce rate is spiraling. Why are

there so few stable relationships among heterosexuals?

19. Considering the menace of overpopulation, how could the human race survive if

everyone were heterosexual like you?

20. There seem to be very few happy heterosexuals. Techniques have been developed

with which you might be able to change if you really want to change. Have you

considered trying aversion therapy?

21. A disproportionate number of criminals and other irresponsible or antisocial types

are heterosexual. Why would anyone want to hire a heterosexual for a responsible

position?

22. Do heterosexuals hate and/or distrust others of their own sex? Is that what makes

them heterosexual?

23. Why are heterosexuals so promiscuous?

24. Why do you make a point of attributing heterosexuality to famous people? Is it to

justify your own heterosexuality?

25. Could you really trust a heterosexual therapist/counselor to be objective and

unbiased? Don't you fear s/he might be inclined to influence you in the direction of

his/her own leanings?

By Julie D. Moncada

(This is a ironic and brilliant critique about the questions normally associated with homosexuality.)

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