#britanniico

[ouibonnefoi]

The world, the Sun

What has been your muses greatest success?

Francis is extremely proud of becoming a teacher. It is what he wanted to do when he was little, and he thinks his younger self would be proud of who he became. He is always proud of his job. If you insult his teaching methods, he will be very offended and take it personally.

What was the happiest moment of your muses life?

Happy is a vague word. The most excited he has ever been was when he moved out and got himself a tiny apartment in Paris after finishing university. As far as relaxed goes, every single beach vacation he has ever taken is about the same.

[ouibonnefoi]

[text] ARE YOU TRYING TO SEXT ME?

[text:] A picture of me in underwear does not mean I am trying to sext you.[text:] Don’t flatter yourself. I have standards.

[lovetheefrozenland]

britanniico 

“Arthur, fancy seein’ ye here.”

She even heaves herself up on his back for a piggy back, wrapping her arms around his neck to keep herself upright, pressing a tiny kiss to his cheek because hello daddy she missed you.

[unionisms-archive]

britanniico

« I don’t think people would define your heart ‘gold’ if I asked around. » Biting his inner cheek immediately after daring voicing out such a thought –she’s still a lady, how rude he was being, where was the etiquette he was always so gingerly preaching around. And that day wasn’t even a terribly bad one –so he couldn’t even charge all the blame on the ‘bad day’. « But if you’re having frostbite on your hands –I, uh. Have spare gloves in my suitcase. I can lend them to you if you need them. »

WHILE she wanted to call him out on his rudeness, she decided that it would probably be better to keep her mouth shut if she wanted to prove that her heart was taking a turn for the better. If that was possible after everything that had happened over the last few decades. 

“If you do have some gloves I could use, that would be wonderful. I hate to ask, I should’ve come prepared.” 

[unionisms-archive]

dares to send all the texts tbh

Send ✆ for a morning text

[Kirkland]: Why are you texting me at 3 in the morning?[Kirkland]: It is almost 1 am where you are[Kirkland]: Why are you up

Send ♔ for an angry text

[Kirkland]: Before you ask I am 94% hammered [Kirkland]: I wanted to ask you why you are so cruel                  to those caterpillars on your face[Kirkland]: Dickhead

Send  ♠ for a drunk text

[Kirkland]: THIS TIME. I AM 101% HAMMERING[Kirkland]: *Hammered Damn autoplay[Kirkland]: *Autocorrect

Send ☏ for a vague text

[Kirkland]: All these people are just- [Kirkland]: You think you know someone and they                 just-

Send ⁇ for a worried text

[Kirkland]: I am worried about those poor bugs on                  your face, not you

Send ♣ for a text not meant for you

[Kirkland]: Sorry those were plans for your surprise party[Kirkland]: Don’t tell anyone I told you [Kirkland]: Act surprised 

Send ✘ for a text that should never have been sent

[Kirkland]: You did scare me once. Once.

Send ✺for a saucy text

[Kirkland]:What do you call a Norwegian prostitute? [Kirkland]: A Fjord Escort

Send √ for a long-winded confession text

Send ☠ for a misguided advice text

Send ☢ for a desperate text

[Kirkland]: I know I don’t usually ask you for                  things but I need you to come get                  me

Send ☼ for a congratulatory text

[Kirkland]: Hooray. Your old and cold.

[concrid-blog]

&&.     britanniico ———- ( x )

                                                      ❝       everything is there                                            &&. it’s all labeled accordingly.   ❞

                a neat little portfolio is handed over. true to his word there                   are labels, ( after all when matters like this it’s best to be                                                          ORGANIZED. ) 

[nastoychivost]

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[THIS IS THE SECOND TIME WE’VE GOTTEN PIZZA THIS WEEK GOD FUCKING BLESS]