#broatia

[asensihoe]

[despitethebite]

broatia!

[despitethebite]

not the getty photog taking a photo of them posing for someone else, but also 1. dani x nacho 2. vazkroos 3. BROATIA in the center

[irrealmadrid]

ive already screamed at @wethecelestial about this but like,,,,, marcelo writing that caption in croatian has me screaming broatia all over again. all i want is like, luka and marcelo bachelor au, where both are contestants, and marcelo’s only there bc luka’s there, and luka’s only there to get over his best friend marcelo

also iker is the bachelor. and david beckham is the host.

luka: hi I’m Lukita - I mean Luka - and I’m here because I think Iker is a really great guy and I’m really looking forward to meeting him.

marcelo: why am I here? Well I think Iker is great, probably, people have told me he’s great and really attractive, by the way has Lukita done this yet? Can I see what he said?

[irrealmadrid]

i apologize for this but i can’t get over marcelo filming luka’s acceptance speech on his phone despite the approx 10000 cameras around the room already pointed at luka. ‘look at my babe,’ marcelo is saying. ‘lookit him. lukita. up there on the stage. being the best. beautiful. sweetie. can’t trust all these other expensive cameras to catch his beauty.’

i just want, like, luka to be some ballet dancer or figure skater or some other devastatingly beautiful sport that will help him live up to his twunk-iness, where he wins a million awards and marcelo’s his date to all of them. ‘introduce us to your boyfriend!!!!!’ the reporters scream. ‘oh, uh, ah, this is my best friend marcelo. he’s my date for all of these haha’ says luka. ‘so,,,,,???? platonic date????’ reporters scramble for a clarification. ‘ya i love him,’ says luka. marcelo nuzzles into his hair. cameras go off. the next morning luka reads the papers while marcelo cooks breakfast for them. ‘why does everyone think we’re together??’ luka asks. “beats me,” marcelo shrugs and sets down a plate of eggs in front of luka before kissing the top of luka’s head. platonically.

[winnythewho75]

Happy Birthday Moose!! @karlo_john #onlycauseitsyourbday #nohomo #powderforthethighs #broatia #bigstick #BOE #BFFFFs