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group nervous vomiting in five, see u there

#sorry i had to pray maghrib first #i know me & zohran were begging for the same shit on this here night #hanif book sport lb

pharmersonly

gay people in my phone let’s enjoy looking at laila’s back and shoulders together

#of course chloe kicking her feet about being picked up #of course she's the only one of them capable of having a normal reaction to laila #kicking her feet #she would be giggling and twirling her hair too if she could #ohhh laila what big strong shoulders you have #laila edwards #[jo march hand gesture] women...

squid-ws

no but genuinely it kills me that laila and kk have decided that the only term suitable enough to quantify their very deep and expansive love for each other given that they cannot date...for whatever reason. is Brothers

twicesonnet

people have been speaking on this…..

#well...yes.#'a husband or a child can be replaced #but who can grow me a new brother?'#soft. unlikely.#but there is no cure for a brother.#iykyk from elsewhere.........

if wemby's a real one, he'll show up for that, regardless of other commitments

#big 2026 and i'm giggling at a man...and he's a politician who thought he was a rapper like #eeeeeeyuck...and y e t #my cousin on the jackson heights side #as his dc constituent i just think...

having to take a sick day & being too sick to do anything but sleep and reply to 2.5 emails... unfair

#an ideal sick day is when i am sick of these people at my job and i read an absurd amount of fic over 5 hrs that i will never think of again #but they will have fundamentally reshaped my brain

theweight

it’s not rpf it’s speculative history

#and all of history is subjective as you know #so why shouldn't mpreg be just as worthwhile a telling as letting the villains tell the tale.#a story is true a story is untrue #this is not a sports blog

smokingrozanov

My sick one true love fetish……… my disgusting monogamous shipping……..

#jalen brunson #and the problem is that his one true love is #no i shouldn't say...#he's shy.

testing the limits of how many times a woman can mournfully announce, we used to have k'andre miller at home, before bursting into flames.

#hawkey lb #as beautiful and steady as ever

winner gets to keep auston.

#and that is all i will say #if i speak i am in big trouble

didn't we already cancel the stanley cup. what is this nonsense.

#obvs i hate one of them teams slightly less #but trust me i can still find hate in my heart.#hawkey lb

nicollekidman

this wouldn't be happening if i had a mentor that was deeply interested in me and my life and guided me with a firm hand even when i was overwhelmed. whatever.

#many such cases #the answer is never josé mourinho and y e t every few years the footballing world is like #what if it is this time?