#brocquerel

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You’re about to tear your hair out; and you thought Jake was thickheaded. Why can’t he understand that he’s allowed to move on just like everyone else? Sure he did some pretty awful things in the past but sitting around being miserable isn’t doing anything for anyone. 

Your name is Brocquerelsprite and you are the UNHOLY COMBINATION of a (not so) radical dude and a (not really) demonic abomination of a dog. Due to a TURN OF EVENTS you’d rather not talk about, your love of PUPPETS is kinda soured and anything that even remotely looks like LIL CAL is getting thrown out the nearest window because that is definitely what you’re going to do instead of going into a MILD TO SEVERE PANIC ATTACK. Your love of SMUPPETS has also become a little STRAINED due to the CONFLICTING URGES you get when you see them now. Speaking of STRAINED, you’re relationship with any version of your brother, DAVE, is rocky at best, nonexistent at worst. Understandable considering you kinda made his life a LIVING HELL. You have been known to bust out SICK BEATS and even SICKER BEATDOWNS when needed, as well as occasionally dabble in ART. You most definitely DO NOT play fetch, chase squirrels, or hunger for BEGGIN’ STRIPS.

What will you do?

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The sprite we all ((aka: I)) wanted but didn’t deserve UnU 

His paws look so funky but my stupid furry brain refused to let him have normal fucking hands >:I

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One of my fave logs so far Censoring Bro’s profanity with dog noises is one of the best things I’ve ever done and also one of the most limiting because it’ll change ANY instance of that word, even if its part of another word.

Censoring Bro was not my idea btw, I got it from here

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Time to play “Is Tumblr going to tag this?” The answer is probably

A comparison of a (non sprited) Broquerel and a Catier!Jake Hands are my worst enemy so you can only imagine how much I cried drawing Bro but god was it worth it cause they both look rly good. Jake's claws are, of course, retractable, and he has an easier time gripping things than Bro can but Bro is significantly faster and stronger. Both have sharp teef *not shown here* and enhanced senses. I WAS Gonna make them separate ref sheets to go with the comparison *Nude, clothed, and in Jake's case; God Tier* but with the way I drew them, drawing clothes on top just looked weird, plus its late so I might come back and try again when I'm rested.