#broquerelsprite

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My last, and biggest, stack of edits featuring my (unsprited) Brocquerel dealing with Ult!Dirk 

You like to think you’re a real chill dude, like ice fucking cold, and a pretty magnanimous guy; I mean, most people would have obliterated their doubles after all. But no, you’re the king of chill, sitting on his icy throne on some mountain top and just letting it all go which is why you feed the old dog. Didn’t touch the chow you left last time so you’ve opted for some kibble mixed with wet food this time.  Just as you take a seat and start planning the bowl goes whizzing past your head and splatters against the screen.  “Really B Dawg?” He simply growls in response “Come on man you’re like, what, 40 now? You’re a bit to old to be throwing tantrums, dude.” Another growl, a step forward. You like to think you’re a really chill dude but sometimes an old dog needs to learn some new tricks the hard way. The collar goes off and he’s out like a light and that just really really  pisses you off. You grab his shirt before he hits the floor. “Are you fucking for real? You’re Dave’s bogeyman? God, you’re pathetic; no wonder no one wanted you around even as a sprite.” You expected more from your beta counterpart, you expected a fighter beyond measure, and yet all you have is a dumb animal. It’s not the first time he’s cried in his sleep and seeing the tears just makes you gag.  You like to think you’re a real chill dude, like ice fucking cold, and a pretty magnanimous guy; instead of just dropping him on the floor you’re nice enough to drag the stupid dog back to his cage. 

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You’re about to tear your hair out; and you thought Jake was thickheaded. Why can’t he understand that he’s allowed to move on just like everyone else? Sure he did some pretty awful things in the past but sitting around being miserable isn’t doing anything for anyone. 

Your name is Brocquerelsprite and you are the UNHOLY COMBINATION of a (not so) radical dude and a (not really) demonic abomination of a dog. Due to a TURN OF EVENTS you’d rather not talk about, your love of PUPPETS is kinda soured and anything that even remotely looks like LIL CAL is getting thrown out the nearest window because that is definitely what you’re going to do instead of going into a MILD TO SEVERE PANIC ATTACK. Your love of SMUPPETS has also become a little STRAINED due to the CONFLICTING URGES you get when you see them now. Speaking of STRAINED, you’re relationship with any version of your brother, DAVE, is rocky at best, nonexistent at worst. Understandable considering you kinda made his life a LIVING HELL. You have been known to bust out SICK BEATS and even SICKER BEATDOWNS when needed, as well as occasionally dabble in ART. You most definitely DO NOT play fetch, chase squirrels, or hunger for BEGGIN’ STRIPS.

What will you do?

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The sprite we all ((aka: I)) wanted but didn’t deserve UnU 

His paws look so funky but my stupid furry brain refused to let him have normal fucking hands >:I