#brolympire

[whiitlock-blog]

"Dude, so there was an explosion at a cheese factory in France," he snapped the newspaper open widely, smirking behind it, "man there was de-brie everywhere!" #lmaostfu

“EMMETT, I swear if you don’t stop...I’ll plant those magazines back under your pillow so Rose can find them.”

[whiitlock-blog]

"Pft. Getting mad over a stupid tv show and breaking stuff is childish. Her vase was a victim of your childish onslaught so...BRING IT SHITLOCK!" #lmfao

“It’s almost like you want me to kill you.”

[divescustos]

"Hey, how ya liking the garage there, bro? Seems cozy. Are ya snug enough? D'ya need anything? A pillow, a few books, a piano...oh wait all that's already in here!" He 'nyooms' on out before he gets killed.

  Returning to find his belongings piled up in the garage had not been... ideal. Alice was lucky she was charming, and that they had instantly gotten along so well, or Edward would have had a much different reaction than the mild annoyance he was dealing with. Jasper had even offered a quiet apology, which had been waved off. It wasn’t the worst thing in the world.

  Emmett, on the other hand, was not so charming.

  He was also highly annoying in situations like this.

  Now there was a choice to make. Did he run after his brother and grapple with him for being an irritating busybody who couldn’t mind his own business for three seconds? Because Edward already knew he could catch up to him if he wanted to. Or did he do the adult thing, and let the comment go?

  He was stood up and running before he was even aware he’d made the decision.