Camp Cretaceous Incorrect Quotes
Because my boyfriend got me into a new show (I haven't seen Chaos Theory so no spoilers for that)
Darius: Let me see what you have!
Ben: Explosives!
Darius: NO!
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Sammy: Kenji, can you google how many ounces are in a cup? My hands are covered in flour.
Kenji: One sec. Ben!
Ben: Yeah?
Kenji: How many ounces are in a cup?
Ben: Eight.
Kenji: Thanks!
Yaz: What was that?
Kenji: Ben's basically a walking google, unless we need dino facts, then that's Darius' department, but now we don't have to google anything ever again!
Brooklyn: Uhhuh, why don't you ask Ben what the definition of codependency is next?
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Kenji: If I accidentally sat on a voodoo doll of myself, would I be trapped forever in that position, doomed to starve to death?
Brooklyn: How am I supposed to know?
Yaz: You say, as if we don’t use you as a source of knowledge of the occult.
Brooklyn:... *sighs* You wouldn't be trapped.
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Kenji: HELP! I TOLD BROOKLYN I’D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN’T COOK!
Darius, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?
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Sammy: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*
Kenji: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents
Yaz: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you
Darius: Actually, I did the math, Kenji would have $225, not $0.15.
Kenji: Fam I am right here...
Brooklyn: if I had a dollar, I'd by a can of soda.
Sammy: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?
Brooklyn: Sorry I only have a dollar.
Sammy: :(
Ben: Hold on, Darius. Kenji would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent
Brooklyn: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice.
Yaz: You could buy whatever you wanted with $22,500.
Darius: Yeah, and she wants a can of soda and an apply juice.
Yaz: Apply juice to what?
Kenji: Directly to forehead.
Ben: Great chat, everyone.
