Aug 7, 2017
“Dean, your leg hair is tickling my skin. Move your legs,”
“Well, I’d actually have somewhere to move my legs if Sam would lie on his side rather than on his back,”
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“Dean, your leg hair is tickling my skin. Move your legs,”
“Well, I’d actually have somewhere to move my legs if Sam would lie on his side rather than on his back,”
“If I see one clown, I’m gone,”
“Sam, there’s not any clowns here. Did you know that this is the amusement park that was in Zombieland at the end of the movie?”
“Wasn’t there a zombie clown in that movie?”
“You’re the perfect package. You can decapitate vamps and make a mean turkey? Marry me now,”
“I asked the front desk and they said they don’t have any other rooms available,”
“Well, shit,”
“What the hell? What were you guys doing?”
“It turns out breaking into a house is still illegal even if it’s home to a poltergeist,”