Hermes: STOP USING MY HEIGHT AS AN INSULT, I’M NOT EVEN THE SHOREST WHAT THE HELL
Apollo: Yeah but... you’re the one everyone knows is short-
Hermes: Dio’s an Olympian and he’s short! Hell he’s even shorter than me!!
Dionysus: Yeah buttttt I used to be mortal so of course I’m shorter than most of you. Herm on the other hand...














