#rip hermes

[luminylovegacha]

Fun fact: In my au, Hephaestus hates mirrors (like every mirror that exist, its because of his ugliness (That's Hephaestus's thought; but not to me, he's precious).

[noxtel]

daily hermes

it is with great grief and mourning that i must inform you all that daily hermes has died 😔 but not to worry! he shall be back tomorrow, or even perhaps later today... heheh

[godsofhumanity]

Hermes: So, Saturday night. The big night. Date night, Saturday night, SAT-UR-DAY night!

Apollo: No plans, huh?

Hermes: Not one.

[intelligentdumbass]

Hermes: STOP USING MY HEIGHT AS AN INSULT, I’M NOT EVEN THE SHOREST WHAT THE HELL

Apollo: Yeah but... you’re the one everyone knows is short-

Hermes: Dio’s an Olympian and he’s short! Hell he’s even shorter than me!!

Dionysus: Yeah buttttt I used to be mortal so of course I’m shorter than most of you. Herm on the other hand...

[deshaede-blog]

the rosiers ♢ a modern greek tragedy

[godsofhumanity]

Tezcatlipoca, covering his mouth with his hand: It's too streaky.

Hermes, spray-painting a chair: Where?

Tezcatlipoca: Everywhere! Fix it!

Hermes: Well I'm trying, Tez!! I've never spray-painted a chair before, okay?! Why are you covering your mouth??

Tezcatlipoca: Because that lead paint is extremely toxic.

Hermes, who hasn't been wearing a mask: WHAT???? is that why I'm feeling so dizzy??

[godsofhumanity]

Tezcatlipoca: *clicks pen*

Loki: *clicks pen in response*

Hermes: stop that

Loki: stop what?

Hermes: you're talking about me in Morse code!

Tezcatlipoca: yeah, that's what we're doing. In our very limited free time, we took a class on a very outdated, very unnecessary form of communication just so we could take about you, in front of you.

Tezcatlipoca, to Chernobog later: that's... exactly what we did.

[godsofhumanity]

Hermes, grumbling to Set: You whacked me with a pillow! Hard!!

Hermes: I'm dizzy, and I have serious short term memory loss!!

Hermes:

Set:

Hermes: And I have serious short term memory loss!!