BRUCE LEE JOKE THREAD!!!
-Chuck Norris jokes are too overused. But there is one person who is bigger, better, faster, and stronger than Chuck Norris... BRUCE LEE!!! Now... Insert jokes your Bruce Lee jokes down below!
-The only reason Bruce Lee is dead is because he used to tease death back in middle school.
-Bruce Lee once lost his pet lizard in Tokyo. The lizard is now known as Godzilla.
-Bruce Lee's parents actually had Triplets, but they had to battle to the death inside the womb to be worthy, the victor would be named Bruce. Bruce Lee.
-Bruce Lee won a stare-off against a painting.
-Once, a robber stabbed Bruce Lee with a rusted knife, after 3 days of fighting the infection, the robber died.
-On December 21, 1012, Bruce Lee will return the Earth to fight with Chuck Norris once again. The Mayans have foretold it as the end of the world...