Apr 17, 2022
The funniest part of a reverse Batkids AU is that Dick would take one look at the uniform and be like “Yeah, okay, I like what I see, I see what I like, can I make one little itsy-bitsy suggestion for a slight reworking? Nobody will even notice it, it will that tiny!”
Bruce, used to this because all of his children changed the costume: “Of course, Dick, what would you like to change?”
Dick: “…do i have to wear pants? 🥺”
#dick grayson#bruce wayne#batman#robin#batman and robin#reverse batkids#the costume gets flimsier as time progresses#damian’s is like a medieval suit of armour#tim’s is a slimmer suit of armour#jason’s is barely even armour#dick would like his to be a leotard#dick is a fashion disaster okay i have proof#evidence all is the mullet#the nightwing suit with the low collar worked for him#anyway#incorrect batfamily quotes#only this would be correct#bruce voice#what have i gotten myself into#…#can you at least wear tights