science bros sneezes (bruce is embarrassed of his sneezes)
Let Me Go
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“Hhnngg’CHH!” Bruce pinched his nostrils shut yet again. He’d been sneezing his head off all day and stifling every single one. Tony, who was comfortably seated in the chair beside him, had held back reprimanding Bruce until now.
“Bruce. For God’s sake, let your sneezes out.”
“Bud I cad’t... you kdow th-thaahh... Ak’KSHHT!” He cruelly shoved his knuckles under his nose, barely stifling.
Tony rolled his eyes. ”Seriously, this is ridiculous. I have more than one box of tissues, you know. If that’s the problem...”
“Id’s dot. I’b jusd... well, you kdow.”
“No, I don’t. Enlighten me.”
“Iihh... ihhHH! Ixx’SHHHT!”
“No, no,” Tony shook his head. “I said, ‘enlighten me,’ not sneeze on me.”
“Sorry,” the other man mumbled. “Bud I’b jusd worried the ‘other guy’ will cobe oud. You dever really d-dnow...”
A newly discovered tickle entering his nose, Bruce’s watery eyes widened in surprise and he frantically brought his hand up to his face.
“Oh no you don’t,” Tony interjected, grabbing Bruce’s wrists lightning fast.
Forced to sneeze openly, without stifling, the young man let out three desperate sneezes. “Ehhh’EKKKSHHHHOO! Hah’ASSHHHHH! Hur’USHHHUHHH!”
“Bless you. See? That wasn’t so bad. And you’re only looking a little green. I’m guessing you have mild nausea?”
“Jusd a headache really.”
Tony squeezed his hand. “It’ll be okay.”
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