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[ultrawhiskyrunner]

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[pearsejames]

Burning Pixie Hair

Tasting notes from a recent Glasgow Whisky Tour.

Ben Riach

Colour: Soggy Chip Bag

Nose: A carpet of extinguished cigars

Body: Davina McCall pre first pregnancy

Finish: Johnny Rep's second goal for Holland against Scotland in the 1978 World Cup which took the sheen off Gemmell's legendary effort moments earlier.

Tullabardine

Colour: Michael Jackson circa 1992

Nose: A Farmer's raincoat drying out in the utility room.

Body: Les Dawson' Mother-in-law

Finish: Gary Caldwell's lunging, slightly fortuitous goal against France, that despite it's bludgeoned delivery resulted in sheer delight.

Tomatin

Colour: Tuesday Morning No. 1

Nose: Sunday Morning No. 2

Body: Marge Simpson

Finish: Chris Iwelomu against Norway, if he turned his heel 5mm more to the right

Port Charlotte

Colour: Tea with no milk on a Scotrail service.

Nose: The steam from boiled Hippo's tears.

Body: Vacuum packed Sumo Wrestler

Finish: Stephen McManus' blush sparing header in the last minute against Liechtenstein.

Bruchladdich

Colour: Caramel Keg wrapper

Nose: Burning Pixie hair

Body: Lorraine Kelly 1995

Finish: McFAAADDDEN