Gimme Peyote and Brukis for pros and cons but also TRY AND CONVINCE ME THERES PROS TO DATING PALSER
Peyote
Pros:
Clean, self sufficient
Great listener
Loyal
Will bring you breakfast in bed
Skilled in aroma therapy, acupuncture
Tentacles
Cons:
Tentacles
Can spend hours gardening non stop and forget to take care of himself
Selfish
Slow to pick up on small details and social cues
If his plants don’t like you he wont like you
Will never make the first move
Brukis
Pros:
Buff boi
Protective
Will shower you with gifts and adoration
Will teach you how to hunt and forage
Unlimited lusus rides
High libido
Cons:
Easily enraged/Quick Tempered
You’ll have to compete with his small harem of trolls
Have to be ok with living underground, in a cave
Mostly speaks in grunts and growls
Thinks modern technology is bad (all of it actually)
Palser
Pros:
He will pail anything that is even vaguely troll shaped
Loves his lusus
Cons:
Narcissistic
Perfectionist
His needs comes before others
Afraid of water? Good!
Will kinkshame
Murdered his life long bestfriend/moirail
Murdered his ex’s lusus
Enjoys playing the victim
Emotionally stunted
Grade A shit talker
“It’s uno~official”