#brutal asks

[brutalhearts666]

I can't believe Eddie is genderfluid and pansexual! this is excellent news!

The truth

[brutalhearts666]

I honestly thought the runes were just made up gibberish set up to look cool. That's badass as all hell. Never expected an Einstein quote in a game about heavy metal.

Honestly it almost is gibberish ‘cause they kinda fucked up on the translations themselves. I wouldn’t have know the full thing if it hadn’t been a quote that I could look up knowing it was by Einstein. What it came out as without looking it up was:

“The most autiful thing we can ecsperiens is themirius. It is the sorsof al tru art and siens.  Albert Einstein” 

[brutalhearts666]

I am also moderately shocked you haven't done some brutal legend version of that Luigi and Mario walking into the mushroom kingdom meme I've been seeing everywhere now.

Not yet

[brutalhearts666]

My method for the Boar Bather achievement is to do the Hunter's challenges until I can summon boars and then I summon one by the sea because I'm a terrible person and a cheater

You sly little son of a-

Well played, little never thought of that. All of the standing ovations for you. 

But then what’s the fun of drying your own boar into the sea?

[brutalhearts666]

"Brütal Legend wasn't funny. Or fun."

SEETHING WITH RAGE

10/10 I would rocket out of the crowd like a lightning bolt 

[brutalhearts666]

I can't believe Ryan killed Charlie That bastard

ACTUALLY-If you listen closely to the various chattering that goes on as you recruit more headbangers in the mines, once in a blue moon you’ll actually catch dialog that goes like this: “Charlie? I thought you were dead!” Charlie lives. Ryan just had to relocate him. Ryan was just doing his job and deserved redemption arc with rest of the Bouncers.

[brutalhearts666]

Sounds accurate. Kill Master’s too cool to get sick

@sonicsora Look at this one. These username-based au’s are awesome.

And i got no comment on this.