#bryan johnson

[kropotkindersurprise]

woops!

[shamebats]

If anyone needs further evidence that you can't self-optimize your way out of or prevent disability: apparently Bryan Johnson, who spends millions on his health, has developed an incurable automimmune disease:

Bryan Johnson Spent Tens of Millions Trying Not to Die, Gets Diagnosed With Incurable Disease

Immortality obsessed tech investor Bryan Johnson reveals he was recently diagnosed with an incurable disease.

Last week, the longevity-obsessed tech investor revealed that he had been diagnosed with an incurable autoimmune disease in which his “stomach is eating itself.” But, true to his mission, Johnson believes he can biohack his way out of this gut-punch, too. “I’m going to try and solve it,” he wrote on X. “Will share all.” The disease Johnson says he was diagnosed with is autoimmune gastritis, a condition in which the immune system’s antibodies go rogue and start attacking stomach cells. It often manifests without noticeable symptoms, and can lead to cancer.

[victusinveritas]

[mysharona1987]

[mirkokosmos]

“Death isn’t fate, it’s an engineering problem.”

~Bryan Johnson

[teslafactory]

given that luigi's (alleged?) manifesto says 'it really wasn't that difficult to assassinate a ceo', it would be extremely funny if the feds were trying to frame him

[bluesky-out-of-context]

[wolfgangamadeusmozartwife]

plasma vampire bryan johnson for

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