#bryndel

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Bryndel: Everyone, synchronize your watches.

Ea: I don't know how to do that.

Vyth: I don't wear a watch.

Taiga: Time is a construct.

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Bryndel: Hey, what's the name of the guy who lives down the hall?

Vyth: His cats' names are Walter and Rose.

Bryndel: That's not what I asked.

Vyth: That is all the information I have.

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Bryndel: Taigo, gather the others. We need to have another Celestine-is-doing-something-stupid-again-and-we-have-to-stop-him-before-he-hurts-someone convention.

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Bryndel: Alright, listen up you little shits.

Bryndel: Not you Ea. You’re an angel and we’re thrilled you’re here.

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Shamil: You are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos.

Ea: That's the most hopeful thing I've ever heard.

Vyth : But what if I die tomorrow and never eat any nachos?

Bryndel: Then tomorrow is nacho lucky day.

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Taigo: Small creatures are much more vicious because they have a smaller body to bottle up all their emotions.

Taiga: Ridiculous. Give me some examples.

Bryndel: Wasps?

Shamil: Terriers?

Celestine: Ea.

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Vyth, possessed by the Seas: I am darkness. I am power. I am your worst nightmare. I could kill a man in more ways than you can imagine. I am the night. I am fury, I am a weapon, I am-

Ea: A doll.

Shamil: A cinnamon roll.

Bryndel: A sweetheart.

Vyth:

Vyth: ...stop it.

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Bryndel: If you get in trouble, I'm gonna be like... a lawyer to you. Ok?

Ea: Okay.

*later*

Taigo: Ea! Sit down in the chair, you're in trouble.

Bryndel , whispering: Deny everything.

Ea, loudly: That isn't a chair.