#bsd jokes

[myshipsbesailing]

Atsushi : Whats your type?

Dazai : Short , Red haired Slugs who have anger issues

Atsushi , Compressing Dazai's Wound : Okay. But like whats your blood type ?

Dazai: Ooh I know It's Mafia Black

Kyouka, in the back : Maybe we should just let him die

[amo-bsd]

[myshipsbesailing]

Kouyou : Have any one seen my brother? He is small and angry . He is also clearly gay but we haven't talked about it yet

Mori :

Other Executives :

Dazai, who full well know where Chuuya is but no one is supposed to know their "secret", internally panicking : Maybe his tacky hat ate him

[amo-bsd]

[amo-bsd]

Me every millisecond in BSD:

(Yo a cada milisegundo en BSD:)

[myshipsbesailing]

Chuuya : I am not gay

Akutagawa : I am not in love with Jinko

Kajii : I don't like lemon bombs

Kajii : What? I thought we were all saying obvious lies

[myshipsbesailing]

In Jail :

Someone: What are you in for?

Dazai: For being Gay

Fyodor: He is in for murder and arson

[myshipsbesailing]

Question : Is Dazai Osamu a bad man?

Chuuya : Dazai Osamu is not a bad man. Don't get me wrong. He is bad, but just not a man. If we include him into the definition of man we will have to include a whole lot of other shits into Humanity too.

Tachihara, nodding along : I know right. Look at him, that body , he must definitely be a woman.