#bsd reactions

[frickfrackchickenstack]

Im showing my friend bungou stray dogs and his reactions are GOLD

“Her name is ✨incest girl✨”

“Why is EVERYONE IN THIS SHOW AUTISTIC???”

“…so chuuya tops, yeah?”

“HIS SISTER WIFE JUSR DIED!”

“Theres so much gunfire in this city, rent must be SO CHEAP”

“Man these bitches talk TOO MUCH! I’d be the best mafia person bc i have adhd! Oops, i shot them in their monologue! Anyway-“

“SHOOT! SHOOT HIM! PLEASE GOD DONT LET HIM MONOLOGUE”

[marsrblg]

bsd fic recs <3

multiple characters

asking for permission to kiss their s/o [dazai, chuuya, nakahima, akutagawa, kunikida] (gn reader)

giving them a love letter [dazai, chuuya, ranpo, fyodor, nikolai, akutagawa] (gn reader)

hugging a pillow instead of them [chuuya, ranpo, nikolai, jouno] (gn reader)

randomly biting their neck [chuuya, dazai, fyodor] (gn reader)

domestic moments with them [dazai, chuuya, ranpo, fyodor, tecchou] (gn reader)

movie date [platonic or romantic dazai, chuuya, kunikida] (male reader)

sitting on their bf's lap [chuuya, nakajima, ranpo, dazai] (male reader)

kisses to feel better [ranpo, dazai] (male reader)

trans bf [akutagawa, chuuya] (ftm reader)

relationship hcs [dazai, chuuya, kunikida] (male reader)

relationship hcs [fyodor, ranpo, nakajima, chuuya, akutagawa, dazai] (male reader)

playing with their hair [dazai, chuuya, fyodor, nakajima, akutagawa, tecchou] (gn reader)

dazai osamu

flirting with dazai (male reader)

[part 01] sadistic bf (male reader)

[part 02] sadistic bf (male reader)

relationship hcs (male reader)

nakahara chuuya

chuuya cooking breakfast for his s/o (gn reader)

throwing chuuya a birthday party (male reader)

chuuya's bf communicating through writing (ftm autistic reader)

[platonic] chuuya taking care of a kid (male reader)

kisses in the rain (gn reader)

relationship hcs (gn reader)

edogawa ranpo

smart bf has a sweet tooth (male reader)

tachihara michizo

general relationship hcs (gn reader)

edgar allen poe

edgar's baker bf (male reader)

[niki-phoria]

pairing: chuuya x gn!reader genre: comfort word count: 372

a/n: i love chuuya sm but idk if i got his character right, so i'm sorry if he's ooc

cw blood mention

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“darling?” you gently knock on the door. chuuya silently opens it, pulling you into the room before slamming it shut again. he wraps his arms around neck, hiding his face in your chest. you hold his waist. “tsujimura told me about what happened.” he doesn’t say anything, still clinging to your body. “why don’t i run you a bath?” chuuya nods a little, slowly pulling away from you. you use a finger to lift his chin up, looking into his eyes. a deep cut is stretched across his cheek and bruises decorate his face. you stroke your thumb against one near his jawline, leaning down to press a kiss against his lips. “get changed and come find me, okay?” chuuya nods.

you leave the bathroom door closed to give chuuya some privacy as you turn the water on, waiting for it to become warm enough. after a few minutes, you turn the water off. the door slides open a little before closing. without his clothing you can see the wounds covering chuuya’s body. a deep purple bruise is forming on his side and a bandage is wrapped around his arm.

his fingers toy with the edges of your shirt. “stay with me?” he whispers.

“of course,” you murmur. chuuya helps you strip your clothing off before you get in the tub. he sits in your lap with your back to you, leaning back against your chest. you lean over to grab some soap, gently rubbing it against his back and shoulders. chuuya relaxes into your touch as you clean dirt and dried blood from his skin. “i need to clean your hair,” you whisper. chuuya nods, letting you wet his hair before massaging shampoo through it. the water becomes a light red as you clean blood out of his orange locks. gently, you use your fingers to brush out the knots the best you can. he sighs, relaxing further into your arms.

“thank you.” he whispers.

“for what?”

“for being here. taking care of me. loving me,” he pauses. you lean forwards to press a kiss against his shoulder, silently comforting him.

“i’ll always be here. i love you.” chuuya turns, pressing his lips against yours.

“i love you too,” he whispers.

[ilkags]

Ok,hi im new but imagine dazai with a corruption kink/Degration!🤤

HELL YES

"do it yourself." dazai's hands left your hips. he wanted to watch you fuck yourself, to use his cock to make yourself cum. you pressed your hands on his lower stomach and started bouncing on his dick. your eyes expressed tender purity, and the blush in your cheeks and your legs slightly shaking made his dick twitch inside you. he could cum just by the thought of coming inside you; impregnating your walls with his seed, and being the only one stretching you open. your clit was already so puffed, and his mouth was watery thinking about how your thighs would crash his head if he devoured it. "my god, is that all my baby can take?"

[unlucky-qiqi]

The ADA's reaction to you singing Dazai's Suicide Song

And thought you were a Suicidal Maniac as well.

Of course, he would sing along with you first. And when you notice his presence, you saw him smile, a smile that was similar to a child that has received candy. "Y/n! Seems like you already made up your mind! Would you like to join me in a double suicide?" And with that, you gave him a smack in the head. You explained to him that the song was catchy and not planning to join him in his double suicide.

And there you have it, Kunikida's pen was broken by his bare hands for the hundredth time. One suicidal maniac was already making him crazy and adding another one would push him off the edge. He immediately scolded Dazai for being such an influence but you tried to cool the situation down by explaining that the song was only stuck in your head and not actually going to gang up with Dazai to make a suicidal cult.

Atsushi was about to deliver something un the office but when he entered he saw you singing with all your heart Dazai's Suicide Song. He accidentally dropped the package on the floor and luckily it only contained papers. You looked behind and saw Atsushi in an awkward expression. "Y/n-san,you seem to be hanging out with Dazai-san a bit too much... " You raised an eyebrow and Atsushi spoke once again " Please don't experiment on different ways to suicide like Dazai-san" and immediately you understood what he thought. You tried to explain to him that you aren't actually going to be like Dazai and you just enjoyed singing the song because of its beat.

[soukokuwu]

How would Atsushi and/or Chita react to a female S/O who has scars from self harm but they recently found out she had a relapse? I’m sorry if this is too much. Thank you if you do write anything for this ❤️

➥ no it’s fine for me dw! and, uh, sorry who’s chita? did you mean chuuya? i’m just gonna take it as chuuya because if chita really exists idk him :< & also i’m not too sure what you wanted here so i will do reactions, if you wanted something else please let me know again ok heh anyway hope you like this anony!! 🤍

➥ warnings, mentions of self-harm

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his natural reaction is panic, though he tries to hide it; he notices the scars — new ones, fresh ones — littering your skin and he’s shocked. how could he not have realised? when did you do this to yourself? you must have let your guard slip for that split second for atsushi to have seen it, given how hard you’ve been trying to hide it.

he timidly calls out your name, slowly walking over to you on the couch, and just pulls you into a hug. he may not be able to understand what happened, but there are other ways for him to be there for you. “i may not be able to help you with it, but let me share the burden with you okay? i won’t let you be alone in this, i promise.”

his dainty fingers glide gently over the fresh scars on your forearm, his heart aching at the sight. just what had happened recently that made his princess do this to herself? you had felt bad for hiding it from him and decided to confess what you did earlier, expecting chuuya to flip out and nag at you for how you coped.

but comforting blue eyes peer softly into yours as chuuya smiles at you and gives you a quick peck on the forehead. “i’m sorry i haven’t been around much, i’ll take a few days off of work and we’ll get your mind off it for a bit, okay?” he suggests, knowing that a break from the usual would help to life your spirits, and you hug him even tighter.

[shoyouth]

*falls in* hi :D may i request a reaction (or actually analysis if that works better) with dazai and chuuya and their thoughts/feelings on committment?

chuuya ; it’s not a question of whether chuuya can commit, but rather to who, and to what level of importance.

I wholeheartedly see chuuya as a romantic and a family man, the kind to sprinkle roses on the bed, treat you to fancy dinners, and to take your child to school. I believe it’s realistic to imagine that chuuya does want that (he’s oddly very normal, sometimes), but it’s not a priority in his life at that moment—I mean, he’s in the port mafia and constantly in conflicts, so presently, he’s very focused on himself, his work, and feelings of anger within the same regard.

If given enough time to simply rest, he probably likes to fantasize about romance and spoiling a partner. He probably likes to flirt around the town (not as terribly as dazai did though, of course, make sure to never compare him) but in terms of actually committing, well, that’s an entirely different issue. chuuya would like a relationship, someone to cherish, but he isn’t sure if it makes sense for him, for the time and his lifestyle.

We know chuuya can be caring—he hates dazai, yes, but isn’t he the one who made dazai stop shooting the dead body in their old days? Did he not let himself get bossed around by the sheep because he wanted to look out for them? He’s on the “evil” side but he himself is not without reason, feelings, or morals.

The most crucial point of whether he can commit or not is based on his loyalty to the port mafia. If you were to somehow become involved, you would have to understand that you come second to the port mafia, no matter how much he loved you. After the sheep betrayed him, he committed himself wholely to the port mafia; his workplace is his family, his purpose—it must come first.

But we must remember that chuuya is not the kind of person to half-ass his loyalties; you either receive all of him or none. Therefore the easiest way for him to be willing to commit to someone/feel comfortable being romantic and starting a family, is if you’re already with the port mafia. If not, it would be more complicated.

I don’t see chuuya ever pretending to not be with the port mafia; he is a genuine, direct person and would despise the idea of fooling you, and if he is going to give you all of him, he must show all of himself to you to begin with. You must accept him as he is, and he would only ever dare to do more than flirt if he felt like you were not hiding anything either. And, if you were determined to stand by him, you would have to give up your old life and join the port mafia. If you weren’t willing to accept all of him or, God forbid, beg him to leave the mafia, he would cut off your romance (no matter how long you’d been together/loved each other) and never return.

When mori was out of commission due to the virus, chuuya was the stand in leader. Therefore, with the power he possesses, you would instantly be a target as his lover. You would have to give yourself over to him as he did to you, and you’d have to trust that he’d protect you in the port mafia, whether you worked for them or simply stayed in their headquarters. He would hate to take away your normalcy and freedom, so whatever was in his power he would grant you; chuuya would love to spoil you and make sure you’re safe and comfortable.

So, in essence, chuuya would love to eventually fall in love and protect his partner, but he would only commit if it was an all or nothing for both parties. The bond he would probably have with his lover would be deeper than many other relationships, and I believe a trusting romance would do a lot to make chuuya feel comfortable, stronger, and to heal.

There is a constant reminder of danger though: the port mafia always comes first. And if you were ever kidnapped to get at chuuya, he would do anything in his power to save you, and if he were to fail, he would probably never forgive himself nor would he ever be the same. But if there was nothing he could do and he was forced to choose between either you or the port mafia, well, you knew what his choice would be from the beginning.

dazai ; simple answer, no, he cannot commit. very, very complex answer? yes.

We know dazai is emotionally very complex, even “dead” sometimes, because he is quite morally grey. This is in due part to his traumatic experiences with mori and the mafia, but he joined the port mafia to fill the void in him. Something in dazai is, with lack of better wording, not right, and there is some kind of psychological clog in his emotions and mentality. So to reach him romantically? That would be very difficult.

Possibility, a romance could “fill the void” in him, and though I don’t think he would even want to try that approach, it wouldn’t work for him. dazai wants to find meaning in living for himself, and that can’t be found through proving his worth and protecting others, like it works for atsushi (because even oda told dazai that saving vs killing didn’t matter much to him, but it would be more “beautiful” and more meaningful for dazai, though it’s debatable whether dazai‘s view of the two has changed). If he were to enter a relationship with this broken mentality, the romance would be shallow and only damaging towards both parties.

I would even go so far as to say that dazai has either locked his emotions far below the surface or there’s an actual disconnect. I don’t see dazai as “guarded” so much as “calculated” because it’s obvious that dazai thinks very logically and he is intelligent, almost to the extent of rampo. He predicts many moves of enemies and he seems to always know what to do. Though he may flourish an emotional/dramatic attitude, when left by himself, he is a lot colder and it sends a shiver up your spine. He is, after all, still an ex-mafia member, and he carries those experiences with him, whether locked away or present on his sleeve.

At the very least, dazai has trust issues. He may care for his coworkers, but at arms length. The only true friend dazai had was oda, and I believe that part of dazai died with him. It was only when oda planned to kill that dazai’s calculating and dramatic exteriors dropped and he panicked. dazai most likely never wants to open up to that kind of pain again, for he hates it, doesn’t he? Just like physical pain, romance entails fights, betrayal, jealously, anguish—dazai probably wants a double suicide because he must admire the deep kind of bond lovers have, the idea that you would only want to go out with them by your side—but he wishes to escape all of the pain and skip right to that bond, just like he searches for a painless death.

If you wished to still pursue him, to take him and all his psychological wounds and bandages, it’s like a gamble because of how unpredictable yet perceptive he is. You would most likely have to know who he is inside, who he used to be, who he is consistently hiding to instead be who oda told him to be. but to do so you must be very, very careful. Based on your wording, your circumstances, your body language, you could be perceived as an enemy trying to get at him and he will block himself from you with no entry, even if you prove yourself later. It’s easier to maintain an act on high guard than it is to tear down the barriers and bare himself, to think through his past and actions.

The only people who have really seen that past dazai were the old mafia members: mori, chuuya, akutugawa. I’m sure he doesn’t pretend everything in front of the ada, but similar to chuuya, for him to open up there must be some acceptance of him wholely, that there’s no chance of you running away after so much is exposed; he would only clamp up further, more intent on becoming the “good man” oda told him to be. To take off the bandages, you must be patient and understand that you may never get them all off, that he may never fully open up to you.

I do not see dazai as a very romantic person. Yes, he flirts with many women and always talks about pleasing a woman, but I don’t see him as the type to desire a partner to rely on and love, like chuuya. He is a very private person, and most likely loathes the idea of sharing all of himself with another—even from a logical standpoint, it would only prove as a potential weak spot. He may joke, but he wouldn’t be the type for flings, one night stands, or marriage.

If you were able to enter a romantic relationship somehow, he would perhaps put on a show of physical affection for the ada, holding your hand and boasting about you. If you’re made for him though, you would also know it was exaggerated, and the truest way to know he cares is if he is able to relax that tiny bit with you in private, that he lets you gently unravel his bandages, that he kisses your lips with a slight hesitation. You may never have a relationship with an official title and he may still talk about suicide, but you know you’ve found a place in his heart if he speaks seriously and may question committing the act, even if his uncertainty is brief.

[weirdoisweird]

My reaction to the new bsd chapter literally set my watch off 😭