I was just looking at bsd characters ( it's a very interesting hobby ) and i randomly thought
" What if the bsd characters were clowns ? "
So now i am rating bungou characters as clowns :
Dazai : 10/10
this job was made for him , he is like the fun always smiling clown but when he takes his red nose off he returns to his depressed self ( we all know those old clown memes )
Kunikida : -1000/10
NO ! just no ! He was a math teacher before , do you really wanna see your math teacher 2 years after he quit playing with colorful balls on a monocycle ? I don't think so ...
Ranpo : 2000/10
He would be the best kind of clown funny and all , but he would also bully children telling them " you really are dumb you know that ? Oh you think you're not ? Tell me who killed Mickle Jackson then ? You can't ? You're so dumb ! "
Also parents would hate him , but single people loves and adore him .
Edgar Allan Poe : 1.5/10
The dude is an introvert with anxiety you really wanna see him as a clown ? Well the only reason he would do that is because Ranpo asked him to , and in that case he would be so shy and not doing anything because he is standing like a pole in the middle of the street having a panic attack .
Atsushi : 08/10
He would not be funny , but you know he would make the most amazing balloons ever , twisting and turning them to make tigers and elephants and other animals i can't think of right now
Akutagawa : XXX/10
He would pierce Atsushi's balloons with Rashomon ... the kids fear him .