Chuuya's hat licker

i eat Chuuya's hat , sometimes Ranpo's beret

[chuuyahatlicker-pro]

BSD SPOILER!!

GUYS!!!

I think that at the end of bsd season 5 where we see Atsushi and Akutagawa fighting that white guy with Amenogozen

HE WAS FYODOR WITH HIS NEW COMBO!!!!

HE EVEN GOT BRAM'S SCARS ON HIS FACE!!!

[ao3topshipsbracket]

AO3 Top Relationships Bracket- Quarterfinals

Kara Danvers/Lena Luthor (Supergirl) vs Lán Zhàn | Lán Wàngjī/Wèi Yīng | Wèi Wúxiàn (Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù)

Kara/Lena

Lan Wangji/Wei Wuxian

Voting ended onOct 9, 2023

This poll is a celebration of fandom history; we're aware that there are certain issues with many of the listed pairings and sources, but they are a part of that history. Please do not take this as an endorsement, and refrain from harassment.

[chuuyahatlicker-pro]

WANGXIAN IS IN DANGER !!! SAVE OYR TITLE !! LET'S WIN THIS WAR !!!

[ranpos-autism]

I was rewatching episode 11 and noticed something:

So in this scene we see that when Akutagawa bit Atsushi, Atsushi has blood rolling down his neck…

But then the next time we see Atsushi, there’s no longer blood on his neck, nor is there a stain on his shirt from where the blood was rolling down.

So does this mean that Akutagawa not only bit Atsushi’s neck but then licked the rest of the blood off???

[nick-nonya]

Just out of curiosity:

how many followers do you have?

<50

50-100

101-200

201-300

301-400

401-500

501-600

601-700

701-800

801-900

901-1000

>1000

Voting ended onOct 4, 2023

[chuuyahatlicker-pro]

It's either you're an unknown rat hidding in the tumblr darkest places , or the most famous user this app ever held , and the ones in between y'all are weird you remind me of the plain guys badly drawn in the background of animes

[inamagicalhallucination]

there's gonna be a point in aku's life where dazai will be like "good job akutagawa; i always knew you were strong" and he's going to just politely nod and feel nothing and atsushi is gonna skip towards him and go "akutagawa!! you were pretty cool today!" and aku is gonna blush and stutter and trip over his feet in delight and overwhelming happiness

[chuuyahatlicker-pro]

Are we delulu ?

Yes we are .

But are we happier like this ?

Yes we are .

[ at this point we ain't counting on Asagiri or anybody else to heal us , we gonna self-heal with the little material we have here ]

[philzokman]

AYO WHO UP GETTING WASTED ON THE RANPOE WINE !!!!!!

[chuuyahatlicker-pro]

Let's play a game , we're gonna create a bsd character . { part 1 }

[ look at the pics to choose an outfit ]

You are a new member of the ada , what do you look like ?

brown suit : shrot dark brown hair , gold glasses

black dress : dark long hair in a giant braid, and a headband; it has white ties

cuffed jeans : light brown hair , tied in a messy bun all the time

turtle neck : short ginger hair , with one long braid (like Venti from Genshin)

pirate style : long messy black hair , tied in a poney tail

strawberry dress : fluffy blond mid hair , tied with a pink bow

brown overalls : curly dark hair , full of cute hair clips

Voting ended onSep 30, 2023

[evermorethecrow]

WHICH BSD CHARECTER LOOKS MOST LIKE COTTONFUCK

i need to know for my bsd sylvanian familes collection

PICK

kunikida

dazai

Odasaku

Other (state in tags or comments)

Voting ended onSep 29, 2023

[chuuyahatlicker-pro]

I was just looking at bsd characters ( it's a very interesting hobby ) and i randomly thought

" What if the bsd characters were clowns ? "

So now i am rating bungou characters as clowns :

Dazai : 10/10

this job was made for him , he is like the fun always smiling clown but when he takes his red nose off he returns to his depressed self ( we all know those old clown memes )

Kunikida : -1000/10

NO ! just no ! He was a math teacher before , do you really wanna see your math teacher 2 years after he quit playing with colorful balls on a monocycle ? I don't think so ...

Ranpo : 2000/10

He would be the best kind of clown funny and all , but he would also bully children telling them " you really are dumb you know that ? Oh you think you're not ? Tell me who killed Mickle Jackson then ? You can't ? You're so dumb ! "

Also parents would hate him , but single people loves and adore him .

Edgar Allan Poe : 1.5/10

The dude is an introvert with anxiety you really wanna see him as a clown ? Well the only reason he would do that is because Ranpo asked him to , and in that case he would be so shy and not doing anything because he is standing like a pole in the middle of the street having a panic attack .

Atsushi : 08/10

He would not be funny , but you know he would make the most amazing balloons ever , twisting and turning them to make tigers and elephants and other animals i can't think of right now

Akutagawa : XXX/10

He would pierce Atsushi's balloons with Rashomon ... the kids fear him .

[bob-belcher]

reblog if you’re NOT tumblr famous, but you ARE tired and kinda gay

[chuuyahatlicker-pro]

My god how perfect this is 😭

I started uni recently and now i'm more tired than ever , i'm pretty gay , and i installed tumblr 2 weeks ago 🤣

[chuuyahatlicker-pro]

I took my time to think about it and now i think i have them all , so today b!tches and bros and non-binary h0es i present to you bsd ships in the colors i think would fit them ( this is @imtiredmandontquestionit 's idea go check their colors –i think mine are better but don't tell them i said that– ) :

Soukoku : Ginger ( i swear i was looking for the name of the color i was thinking of and by pure coincidence it ended up being that )

Shin Soukoku : Gray

Ranpoe : Brown ( Clay to be more exact )

Suegiku : Red ( 49Ers red )

Fyolai : Lavender

Kunizai : Olive

Sigzai : pastel pink

Kousano : Rose ( a shade of pink )

Lovecraft x Steinbeck : Peacock ( I swear it's a color 😭 )

[lesbianrey]

shout out to me in 5 years…hope shes doing something cool i’m rooting for her

[chuuyahatlicker-pro]

Shout out to me in 3 months ... hope they finally changed universities CUZ THE LYNX NOW IS LIVING HELL ... i am rooting for them ^^

[evermorethecrow]

WHAT LIE IS THIS????

[chuuyahatlicker-pro]

They aren't lying !!

He do ship skk and also Sskk ! There is also a rumor that says he is a ranpoe and fyolai shipper and that's why he has given us so many ship material , and he is planing to end the manga with one of these ships's kiss scene !!! AHhhhHhHh i'm so happy !!! Waiting for it !! 💖

[chuuyahatlicker-pro]

I saw this and instantly thought of our icon

Ps : i don't know why i ship them ... i just know that i do , and they would be amazing together , isn't that reason enough ?

[enby-mori]

someone pointed out that Mori waving a hat at Kenji when saying there had been a change of plans was one of the clues for Chuuya's vampire infiltration.

[chuuyahatlicker-pro]

When was this ?! What episode ?! What chapter ?!? I need to know !! this became a vital information for my survival !!

[enby-mori]

Chapter 91.

[chuuyahatlicker-pro]

Thank you !! If i am alive just now it's all because of you !!

I went to read it !

isn't the guy Mori was holding his hat to is Kenji ? I thought it was more of a greeting

even though the theory is great and i would prefer if it was the case !

[mioang3lz]

its ok chuyya get behind me holy hell😭😭😭

[chuuyahatlicker-pro]

He might be a red flag But who told you i hate red !? Who told you that i'm not color blind ?! Who told you that Chuuya can't be rated ? I hate humanity and i don't care about my life , he is amazing and if work told him to kill me I DON'T CARE just bring me my man !!

[enby-mori]

someone pointed out that Mori waving a hat at Kenji when saying there had been a change of plans was one of the clues for Chuuya's vampire infiltration.

[chuuyahatlicker-pro]

When was this ?! What episode ?! What chapter ?!? I need to know !! this became a vital information for my survival !!