*Station 118 Shift Swap Group Chat*
B-Shift Paramedic: I need to swap out on Saturday. Someone HMU please.
Bobby: Wait, so HMU isn't "hold my umbrella"?
Chimney: No. It’s actually "hummer med underkläder", which means "I love you" in Swedish and I think that's beautiful.
Eddie: "Hummer med underkläder" means "Lobster with panties".
Hen: How do you even know that?
Eddie: My Mother wanted at least one child that could speak to her parents when they called so she wouldn’t have to.
Chimney: You know what, Diaz. Your childhood trauma and resulting multilingualism is really getting in the way of my best work.
Eddie: Your best work? Tricking Bobby into thinking hook-up slang means something innocent?
Bobby: HOOK-UP SLANG!!?!? I texted the Commissioner “HMU” during that hurricane last week??
Chimney: *Ignoring Bobby* That’s “Gaslighting the Elderly” to you, Rosetta Stone.