US: Finally, after years of supporting the Bahá'í State of Iran and the Levant we have helped overthrow the Iranian government and replaced it with the radical Bahá'ís who won't do anything.
BSIL (pronounced basil): Saluton amikoj, we heard you were being racist so we are launching several missiles at you.
US: These guys are weird but at least they're zionists
BSIL: Saluton, after thousands of years we have located the verse about arson so we will be blowing up israel.
US: YOUR LITURGICAL LANGUAGES ARE PERSIAN AND ARABIC WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS












