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oh my god did you call me baby? (maybe, is that okay?) 🌸 namkook 🌸 jungkook thinks namjoon is oblivious, doesn't realize how oblivious he himself is, and yoongi loves them both but he's definitely grabbing his popcorn and watching this whole thing play out because it's more entertaining than anything on tv. 🌸 https://archiveofourown.org/works/33120154
my old twitter threadfics 🐦 bts 🐦 putting all of these into a single work since i've deleted my twitter account and want them to still be available. these will be the slightly more edited versions i'd posted to pillowfort, but they're still threadfics at their core, so don't expect well-written or betaed works.
each chapter will have the original warnings included, and the chapter titles will be the ship(s) and original post date. 🐦 https://archiveofourown.org/works/60856729/chapters/155442679
maybe i should stop and start confessing 📖 yoonkook 📖 “‘partnered project, worth sixty percent of final grade’,” yoongi reads, struck with the realization that he hasn’t befriended anyone in his class. the only person he might call an acquaintance is jungkook, but yoongi is sure he already has someone else in mind. “huh, i guess i’m going to have to find someone who’s still unpaired.”
the look jungkook gives him is pure confusion. “oh, i just thought—” he pauses, and there’s a flush on his cheeks that yoongi can’t help but be endeared by. “would you like to work with me on the project, yoongi-ssi?” 📖 https://archiveofourown.org/works/54552211/chapters/138220009
my love goes deep, deep, deep ⛈️ namkook ⛈️ jungkook’s made a career for himself as a less-than-vanilla camboy, just one that's a complete and total virgin. he does almost anything for his relatively large audience multiple times a week, but he’s sadly only ever gone as far as holding hands with another human. his audience knows this, but no one else in his life does. the other thing that no one really knows about him is his massive crush on his neighbor, kim namjoon. he’s the star of jungkook’s dreams, dreams that shift from sweet dates and soft kisses to scenes of namjoon relieving him of his pesky virginity.
so sue him, he's horny and pining. ⛈️ https://archiveofourown.org/works/41343243
you take the full truth, then you pour some out 👾 ot7 👾 professional gamer jungkook swears on his life that he plays best while being ravished.
well, at least publicly, he says that.
in reality, he knows he wins because people love his needy whines, judges pushing him through so they can continue watching him be taken apart. he never ends up putting in that much effort, but when the industry shuts him down when he uses his actual skills, can you blame him? 👾 https://archiveofourown.org/works/38902506
hey, it's alright, does it make you feel alive? 🎱 ot7 🎱 jungkook stumbles upon a video of a man stretching himself wide open on a bundle of colorful markers and he can't deny how much it turns him on. from there, he clicks from video to video of people putting all different things inside of themselves, from hard boiled eggs to metal chains to rolling pins, and it's like his brain stutters to a stop when he realizes he wants to be those people.
or
from maknae to fleshlight: the jeon jungkook story 🎱 https://archiveofourown.org/works/36294487/chapters/90481240
proven methodology with strong commitment to quality 💼 ot7 💼 the listing for a personal assistant to a high profile music act is passed down through the grapevine, and while jungkook knows he's qualified for the job, he doesn't actually think he'll get it. he’s sent off a laundry list of recommendations from staff and venue owners and talent alike, touched up his resume so it accurately reflects his work ethic and experience, and now that it’s all out of his hands, the anticipation is killing him.
he’s lazing around his apartment with two of his best friends, seokmin and yugyeom, when he gets the text.
[kim hyukwon (4:13 pm)] bangtan and their team want to meet up with you.
jungkook always thought spit takes were created for comedy sketches and not something that happen in real life, but the milkis now splattered all over his legs and yugyeom’s shirt prove the existence of the reaction. 💼 https://archiveofourown.org/works/35528992
we've got a big, big mess on our hands tonight 🍫 namkook 🍫 “we— we might have a problem.” jungkook hopes the look on his face conveys that he’s waiting for more information, and eventually namjoon seems to catch on, gulping loudly. “you didn’t clean yourself out this morning, did you, baby?”
he knows he must look confused, since this is something that namjoon’s never asked him before, but he’s sure that he—
“oh, shit,” jungkook murmurs.
“exactly.” 🍫 https://archiveofourown.org/works/36884257
