A fire extinguisher (15 pts.) - Stolen from an apartment complex.
An unripened banana (25 pts.) - From the Evans kitchen.
A Trump political bumper sticker (5 pts.) - Off an idiot’s truck.
An actual garden gnome (15 pts.) - Stolen from a random house.
A stop sign (20 pts.) - Taken down then stolen.
A takeout menu from a restaurant (5 pts.) - Lying around in Josh’s room.
A “beware of dog” sign (15 pts.) - Stolen. It was a chihuahua anyway.














