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Namjoon: Alright guys, we ready to go to the amusement park?

Jungkook: [pouting with his arms crossed]I still don’t think it’s a good idea.

Namjoon: [sigh] What’s the problem now Jungkook.

Jungkook: Isn’t Jimin too short to go on the rides?! Also, what if we lose him?! He’s so tiny! Like a cute baby!

Jimin:

Jimin:[flustered] I don’t know whether I should punch you or kiss you right now.

yoongi:[watching scary movie, unfazed]

movie:[random jumpscare that was completely unpredictable]

also yoongi:[flipping couch over]son of a goddamn motherfu-

jungkook in the other room: is he okay?

jhope:don’t worry about it.

jhope: what country are we in again?

namjoon: ...the united states

taehyung: [popping out of nowhere] i thought we were in the u.s?

namjoon: what do you think u.s stands for?!

taehyung: underground...s-sanctuari-

namjoon: get out

Hoseok: Come on Yoongi, it won't kill you to smile!

Yoongi, smiling with watery eyes: We can dream, can't we?

I'm not angry. I just have a resting bitch face... 24/7

Min Yoongi, probably.

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