#incorrectbtsquotes

[lillithlfe]

Jimin: See, I know we have our differences and that you do not harbor cordial feelings towards me. But for not our sake, but the others', we need to get a long. So, I suggest a truce, what'd u say?

Chair:

Jimin: *starts an electric saw* I see you've made your choice.

[kpop-baka]

Namjoon: hm i wonder what jungkook’s doing

[opens door]

Jungkook: [chanting incoherent words surrounded by a circle of candles]

[closes door]

[be-t-s]

NJ: So an awkward thing happened...

J: What happened?

NJ: Well, I walked into the room where we usually do Vlives

J: Yeah?

NJ: But then I saw a pair of bambi eyes looking back at me, so naturally I said "Hi Jungkook"

J: Ok?

NJ: But it wasn't Jungkook

J: Really? Then who was it?

NJ: It was Heeseung from Enhypen

[incorrectxbangtan]

Jin : I’m not doing too well.

Jin : I have this headache that comes and goes.

Jungkook, walks into the room.

Jin : Oh here it is again.

[harpexxxo]

[taekook in a court]

jungkook: i sentence you ten years in prison

taehyung: can i maybe...[unbuttons shirt] change your mind?

jungkook: fifteen years, five will be spending time with me

[incorrectbtsskzz]

Namjoon: Where is Taehyung? I hear explosions and he’s gone missing. I’m sure that is not a coincidence.

*in the distance*

Taehyung: I GO BY THE NAME OF MONSTER WELCOME TO THE MONSTER PLAZA THIS IS CYPHER IMMA RIDER IMMA RIDE IT LIKE A BIKER OH SHI-

[mint-suga]

jimin, pulling out a new outfit from his shopping bag: i bought this based on my skin tone, current hair color, the time of year, the recommendations of 10 different fashion magazines and my horoscope. taetae also had input.

hoseok:

[pickle-bangtan]

BTS As Stuff My Friends Say (pt.1)

Jin: Okay guys we need to be there A,S,A,P

Jungkook: Don't you mean ah-sap

Namjoon: *yeets himself away*