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- bts stoner au introduction -
an overview of the world a lot of my fics exist in, weather it be ‘x reader’, or just normal fics, this is basically an infodump on the au i created :)
- how did the group meet? -
the group of 7 boys that work so well together must have started from somewhere?
GROUP FICS
-taehyung is vibing- (✿)
-1883 words-
“How much?”
“He didn't have that much Joon“
the story of when Taehyung was the only one to eat namjoon new edible bar and the whole group manage to witness him.
HEADCANNONS
i think headcannons is the right word to describe this
-relationship with parents-
-nicknames-
-what do they sleep in?-
-when they are sleepy-
-which songs fit each guy?-
KIM SEOKJIN
coming soon..
MIN YOONGI
-a stoners night in- (★)
-1607 words -- [yoongi x reader]
‘Yoongs?’
‘Mhm’
‘Do you wanna smoke?’
- a chill night in with your boyfriend yoongi, obvious you both smoke, obviously you both fu-
JUNG HOSEOK
coming soon...
KIM NAMJOON
coming soon...
PARK JIMIN
coming soon…
KIM TAEHYUNG
-taehyung is vibing- (✿)
-1883 words-
“How much?”
“He didn't have that much Joon“
the story of when Taehyung was the only one to eat namjoon new edible bar and the whole group manage to witness him.
the tale of taehyungs first edible experience. written by someone who prefers to smoke and has only had edibles once in a forest at 16 <3
words: 1883 --- ✿ --- masterlist
“How much??”
“He didn't have that much Joon?”
“He's never had an edible! Do my eyes deceive me or is there only half of that bar left Jimin?”
Jimin cringed, “Uh huh”
“You fucking idiot”
Namjoon has just gotten home to find Jungkook, Jimin and Taehyung on his couch watching films they've all seen thousands of times. There's a bar on the coffee table, and Namjoon is well aware of what's in that chocolate bar, he bought three of them last week with Yoongi. He prays all three of them split the half that is now gone? No! just Taehyung! He’s in for a bumpy ride.
“Jimin, that bar is 1000mg? Are you telling me that Kim Taehyung has just eaten HALF of that?”
“He is telling you that” Jungkook piped up
“Shut up man, in our defense we didn't know it was 1000mg”
“Oh was the 1000mg sign on the wrapper not enough for you”
“Why are you pissed at me? I didn't eat it” Jimin was fighting an argument he wasn't in. Namjoon isn't annoyed at all, he's mildly amused and slightly interested in the events that will come in the next few hours.
“I'm talking to you because Taehyung hasn't looked up off the floor since I got here, '' Joon says with a laugh. He sits down next to Tae, places a hand on his knee.
“Taehyung? Are you with us?”
A single noise comes out of Taehyung. Good, he’s not that bad. It’s manageable and to be honest will be more fun than worrying. The group has gone through this countless times where someone accidentally got too high or too drunk and it’s easy to handle.
“You vibing or not?” Jungkok asked just to confirm
“Vibing”
All three breathe a sigh of slight relief. He may be very high but at least it's not a bad high, they've all experienced those highs.
The four of them sit and chill for a while with the film and Jungkook orders a pizza for them. As usual he orders way more than they need, i mean hey, who doesn't love leftovers for tomorrow.
“Jin is due home soon” one of the boys says but Taehyung can't quite tell who said it.
“Omg Jin!” he whispers
“Ahh, he speaks” Jimin announced
“Was i not speaking” Taehyung has been involved in the conversation for a while he's sure
“Bro you haven't said anything in the last hour” Jungkook says with a giggle, “jesus christ man, you're gONE”
“Shut up i’m fine, i’m in this conversation in my mind, you just don't understand. I'm on a higher level that you spiritually bro” Taehyung explains matter-of-factly
“I mean i wouldn't say spiritually, but you're definitely on some sort of ‘higher’ level” Namjoon jokes.
They hear a knock at the door.
“iLL get it,” Taehyung decides.
“Not a hope in hell you're getting that, sit down kid.” Jimin gets up to go to the door.
“You're not pizza?” Jimin says, disappointed at Jin’s face.
“Nice to see you too,” Jin walks in.
Namjoon asks, “why the hell did you knock? This is your house”
“Forgot my keys, I knew someone would be here.” Jin explains, “the fucks up with Taehyung?”
“Edibles” the three say in unison.
“Ohhh, he vibing or not?”
‘Vibing’ very quickly became the word they used over the years to describe a high. If one of them says ‘not vibing over here’, something is wrong. They found it to be very effective.
“I am vibing!” Taehyung exclaims
Jin laughs, “I'm glad Tae''. Jin plonks himself down next to Tae, wrapping his arm around Taehyung’s shoulder.
“How was work?” Tae asks, lifting his head for the first time in a while. Jin audibly gasps at Tae’s eyes. They have never been this red, also they are basically closed.
“Shit, it was shit”
“Oh” Taehyung frowns
“It'll be ok though dont worry” Jin smiles, Taehyung seems to get far too sad over Jin having a bad day at work. He puts his hand on Tae’s face to comfort him. At the same time the door knocks for a second time. Jimin gets up again, “this better be the pizza!”
An overpowering pizza smell wafts into the apartment. Taehyung covered his nose, the smell very intense at the start. He completely forgets the smell once he sees the 8 boxes in Jimin’s hands.
“Fucking hell Jungkook, how many did you think we needed” Namjoon laughs.
“In my defence the others will come over, Taehyung is high and we all love leftovers.”
The rest immediately realise he is right. They all laugh.
Namjoom pulls out his phone and texts the group chat.
8 boxes of pizza at ours, Taehyung’s high out of his mind
“They'll be over in a minute”
Namjoon was right, within 8 minutes Yoongi and Hoseok come bursting through the door, with the intention of eating pizza and also witnessing Taehyung. Within 2.3 seconds of them coming in it was very clear they were stoned.
“You guys are giving off an unholy stench”
“Shut up, you're no better Mr Jeon” Yoongi laughed.
Taehyung is already halfway through the first pizza.
“Hey hey, slow down Tae, remember what happened to Jungkook that one time” Jin says, his arm still round Taehyung comfortingly. Despite knowing Taehyung is fine, Jin doesn’t get involved in weed that often so he sometimes worries about them, the arm around Taehyung is for his own comfort, if Taehyung isn't vibing at any point, Jin’s arm will do most of the work grounding him.
“So good” the boys can make out of the babble coming out of Taehhyung’s mouth. And something else about the Virgin Mary crafting the pizza. They decide to ignore it or they will all have to put up with a spiel of Taehyung's thought process.
“Must we bring up ‘that one time’” Jungkook says mocking-ly.
“What? That one time you got high and paid me to drive you to buy Taco Bell and they decided to kindly vomit it back up in my car?” Yoongi decided to relive the entire experience.
“Kook was giving your car personality, it had no backstory, you had a boring car but now its got a story, it's got trauma” Taehyung says with a very serious face.
Yoongi hesitates and laughs, “That's one way to put it Tae, how you doing?”
“I've never been better, im thriving actually”
“I'm glad” Yoongi replies with a smile.
They continue eating their unnecessary amount of pizza watching the film as conversation quietens. Jin feels a thud of Taehyung’s head on his shoulder. He double checks and smiles. Taehyung fell asleep on Jin’s shoulder.
He whispers a quite, “aww”
Hoseok smiles and takes a photo of Taehyung. Shit. the flash woke him up
“HOSEok how dare you!!” Taehyung shouts jokingly
The rest laugh as Taehyung stands up and stretches with a big yawn.
“Vibing?” Jungkook asks
“YUP” Taehyung responded cheerfully
Namjoon and Jin look at each other and smile, Jungkook is so sweet to all of them, it's the little things when he checks up on them that warms Namjoon’s heart.
“I’ll be outside, give me 5 mins” Yoongi says as he stands up.
“kEEP THE DOOR CLOSED” Jin shouts to him. Jin really doesnt appreciate it when Yoongi doesn't shut the door properly and his cigarette smoke floats into the apartment.
“Yeah yeah yeah”
“I mean it kid”
“You coming Taehyung?” Yoongi asks.
“What you doing?”
Yoongi digs in his pocket and pulls out his cigarettes and waves them at Taehyung.
Tae’s eyes light up slightly, “ohhh, uh-huh”
Yoongi pulls the tiny balcony door open and Taehyung follows him outside. Yoongi pulls two from his box, “i owe you one”
“Tae you owe me about 4 boxes” Yoongi says with a snort.
“I'll buy you a box when I get paid,” Taehyung replies.
“Dont worry about it, i’m kidding, kind of” Yoongi says, a cigarette hanging out of his mouth as he lights it.
Taehyung can’t tell if it's because he’s high or because he's painfully gay but Yoongi always looks incredibly hot smoking and he knows for a fact the rest of the members agree with him. Even Jungkook, who can't really stand cigarettes, but who is he to judge, he’s a stoner.
Yoongi passes the lighter to Taehyung who, at this moment, cannot light it. He tried everything. Covering the end, switching hands and even turning away from the wind.
“You alright there?”
Taehyung sighs and hands the lighter to Yoongi, “can't do it, too high”
Yoongi lets out a long laugh. He steps forward into Tae’s space. Brings the lighter up to Tae’s mouth
“Inhale”
Taehyung does so as Yoongi lights the bottom and the cigarette ignites. Taehyung takes a few drags off it and leans forward and his head lands on Yoongi's shoulder. Yoongi lays his free hand on Taehyung’s head and they stand still. Partially just enjoying each other's company but also hiding from the cold. They stand like that until Yoongi is basically done and he’s going to hit the filter soon.
“Hurry up please i'm cold” Yoongi says to Taehyung just as Jimin slides open the door.
“You two look cute cuddled up out here”
“Jimin!!” Taehyung leaves Yoongi’s side, leaving Yoongi even colder.
“Hello! I've only been in there, you're acting like i've been gone for weeks” Jimin jokes lovingly hugging Tae back.
“Feels like weeks,” Taehyung says, offering his cigarette to Jimin, and this time Yoongi really laughs.
“Really Taehyung? Jimin would never touch that”
“I want nothing to do with you and Yoongis ‘dirty little habit’” Jimin says, mocking what Jungkook said last week when they went on a walk.
“Had to offer just in case, you never know who wants to start something new?” Taehyung explained his logic
“I bet Jimin loved you offering him a nicotine addiction, bro I'm FREEZING, please can we go inside” Yoongi says.
The three walk in with Taehyung rambling about nicotine which the other two were clearly ignoring. They walk back in to see 3 out of the 4 of the rest very much passed out asleep on the couch with only Jungkook awake.
“I'm going to bed” Yoongi said to the rest of them.
“Can i crash in your room” Jimin says with sarcastic pleading eyes
“Why, is it because you love me so much” Yoongi follows along with Jimin’s antics.
“Omg how did you know, i thought you’d never figure it out” Jimin jokes again as the two walk to Yoongi’s room.
Taehyung sits down next to Jungkook, the movie now coming to an end.
“Jesus you stink of smoke” Jungkook once again criticising the smoking habit.
“Shut up, you love me and the smell.” Jungkook can't deny, however much he didnt love smoking, the smell always reminded him of Tae and Yoongi, he would never admit it but the smell is growing on him.
The two sit back squished together on the couch waiting for the credits to roll on the film. Taehyung starts to drift off, Jungkook lets Tae sink into him as the pair fall asleep on each other. A lovely sight for the rest to wake up to, then to of course make Jungkook blush as he woke up to photos of them.
A hoodie/shirt and boxers. His go to sleep shirt is the most random shirt. It's from highschool, his ex girlfriends at the time were in theatre. Like proper theatre not highschool performance. And he sleeps in the merch from the show she was in of Billy Elliot. Odd story but that's what he sleeps in lol.
Yoongi:
Either a pair of Adidas shorts with no top if it's hot. Or a pair of joggers and some random top if it's cold. He doesn't like to wear much when he sleeps because he gets too hot very easily and will not sleep if he's hot. He would much rather be too cold than too hot.
Hoseok:
The only member who sleeps with socks on and they all think it's rancid that he does. He normally wears some checked pyjama bottoms and a shirt. He is very cosy and likes to be wrapped in 16000 blankets when he sleeps so he and Yoongi are the exact opposite.
Namjoon:
Sleeps naked oops. The members now know after enough incidents to leave him be and don't try to wake him up or they gonna see more than they asked for. They learnt this the hard way though. It happened at least three times a week when they all moved in together.
Jimin:
The shortest shorts you could imagine. He might as well sleep in boxers but as he has said many times it's not as comfortable and he prefers shorts with his ass hanging out. TBF no one is complaining teehee. He wears a massive hoodie most nights. It probably isn't his, it'll either be another one of the boys that he stole years ago or one he stole off someone he can't quite remember the name of.
Taehyung:
The only one who wears genuine stuff dedicated to sleep in. He has a load of cute matching sets of pants and shirts. His favourite set is a Rick and Morty pair. The pants have Rick's face all over them and a picture of both Rick and Morty in front of a portal on the shirt.
Jungkook:
Hoodie and Joggers all night every night. He has what seems to be thousands of pairs of joggers in every single colour and he matches them to the thousands of hoodies he has. That number fluctuates though because if he leaves one in one of the apartments it becomes Jimin’s by law.
The long and confusing tale of how the friend group came to be
here is an update, has been a while even thought this has been written for two months. IVE BEEN BUSY with alevel exams so forgive me. BUT i am free until September when i move to uni so i am hoping to be writing a lot during this time x (pls ignore any spelling errors, i cant be arsed to check it)
How the boys met:
So they all went to the same highschool but obviously different grades. Namjoon and Hoseok were besties and have been for YEARS, and the same with Jimin and Taehyung. They were in school at the same time and Jimin and Taehyung went to a party when they were 14 (young i know they nearly got killed by their parents, well Jimin’s parents), and GUESS WHAT Namjoon and Hoseok were there when they were 17, which you’d think is a really big age gap to make friends but they had some mutual friends between them and all four of them clicked really well. So for a few years it was just them four until Joon and Hoseok were 19 and Joon decided he needed to move out of his family home, it was partly due to him maturing and needing his own space but also due to his Mom’s new step-dad who he dID NOT get on with. So he and Hoseok were going to get a flat with four rooms so when Jimin and Taehyung got older they could move in. With that plan it meant they needed two other roommates to help pay rent until Jimin and Tae could move in. A few months down the line it was decided that Hoseok couldn’t move out of his family home due to his younger sister he basically cared for. Namjoon understood entirely but he still has his heart set on a four bedroom apartment he’d found. Namjoon was now on the HUNT, he needed two, hopefully three, people willing to move in with him. This btw was the point Namjoon and Hoseok started smoking weed so he also needed people that were cool with that.
Eventually he found these two guys, Jin and Yoongi who didn't know each other but both needed a flat to move into. There was a third guy who moved in as well but he didn't stay long at all, but we’ll probably discuss him later… anyway Jin (21 at the time), Yoongi (20) and Namjoon moved into the flat, and in turn they joined the friend group. Jin and Yoongi found it a little odd at the time that their friend group consisted of the oldest being 21 and the youngest being 16 but I guess they could live with it. They were all massive stoners at the point, making Jimin and Taehyung beg the rest to let them try, which they finally gave in when they were both 17, they gave in quick lol. It was at this point Jimin, Hoseok and Taehyung started renting their flat, once again a little odd they started renting at 17 but they both were dead set on moving out so the three of them have had that flat for a while now. It was also at this point Jimin and Taehyung met Jungkook who was only 15 at the time. Jimin and Taehyung didn’t introduce Jungkook to the rest right away because he was sO much younger and both of them knew they probably wouldn’t exactly become besties with a 15 year old. But he met them by chance one day. Obviously Tae and Jimin weren’t hiding Kook, he was just their friend who didn't know the rest of them, the boys knew about Kook also they just weren't that close. Kook was around their flat one day just sitting in Jimin’s room playing video games with Taehyung as well. Namjoon bursts through the door with Yoongi, “helllllo boys”, Jimin tried to get him out because at 15, Kook was quite shy and a little scared of Jimin and Tae’s friend because he knew how much older they all were. Specifically he was hORRIFIED of Yoongi (he’s in love with him now dw lol). So yeah turns out all 6 of them were in the flat, high, while Kook was over. Jin was kind enough to ask Jungkook if he wanted them all to leave but Kook said he was fine and it was nice for them to meet. It took a while for Jungkook to get closer with the older boys but he became besties with Hoseok and Namjoon pretty quickly, it wasn't until Kook was about 17 that he was sure Jin and Yoongi even liked him? But ofc they did they were just apprehensive about being friends with someone so much younger, especially since everyone was a massive stoner. Tbf Jungkook realised they were all stoners almost immediately after he met Jimin and Taehyung, it was hard to hide that smell lol.
