their relationship with parents in my stoner!au <3 I'm so sorry but none of them have perfect relationships with their parents, PROJECTING. I don’t know why Jungkook’s is so long. lol.
my masterlist <3
tw: parental death, abusive parents, homophobia,
JIN:
He doesn't have a bad relationship with either of them, he just doesn’t live near them. He doesn't see them very often. He doesnt nOT get on with them. He just sees them a fEW times a year. He goes every christmas and he might see them ONE other time a year on A GOOD YEAR. His mom and dad are vERY strict. It’s the reason he left and moved to the city. Their strictness is also the reason they don't visit him. They hate hate hate his friends, they have NO IDEA about the weed though shhh. But Jin and Hoseok are the only two who Jin’s parents respect because they have ‘real jobs’, but they really don't like the rest.
YOONGI:
A whole lot of bad. His mom died when he was 13, and it has been him and dad since then. And …wow… whole lotta shit for a while for Yoongi. His mom, the sweetest woman you could have ever met. He misses her so much. She was beautiful and the kindest person. Yoongi and her were inseparable, he was her baby boy. His dad was never good enough for her and she knew deep down she should have left him. But once she was pregnant with Yoongi she couldn't bring herself to do it. Once she died, the worst of Yoongi’s dad came out.
He went through phases of bullying Yoongi relentlessly, OR completely ignoring him for weeks on end. From the age of 13, Yoongi had to raise himself entirely: cook for himself, get to school by himself and take care of himself. That is one of the reasons he is so independent now. One thing he does quite often that he very VERY rarely lets the boys see is, while Yoongi was growing up. His mom recorded almost ‘daily vlogs?’ of her life. And Yoongi has HOURS AND HOURS of footage, I mean like a video about her life eVERYDAY for years of her and Yoongi growing up. The rest of the boys have only seen clips/glimpses of the videos, he only shows them if he's watching and they ask but they dont ask that often because they know he is very sensitive to it.
HOSEOK:
He is close with his parents and I would say he is the closest with his parents and has the best relationship with them. He still talks to the regularly and they visit a fair bit. The only thing he has realised in the past when talking to the boys, specifically Jin is they weren’t entirely there for him on an emotional level. They raised him and kept him alive but in terms of emotional care, they were distant. They never checked on his mental health or taught him how to take care of his mental health. Which he does blame on the generation they are from but he does also know that isn't an excuse but besides that he has a good relationship with them.
NAMJOON:
His Mom and Dad divorced when he was 13 and it was just him, his mom and his brother. He still talks to his dad, they just have a very normal father and son relationship but it's ‘nothing special’ as he calls it and he talks to his dad maybe once or twice a month. His mom is also lovely but she has had some bad partners since the divorce. Some were genuinely nice people, some were a little iffy but bearable. But the partner she has now, who she's been with for quite a while now. Namjoon hates the idea but he can see them getting married soon. The partner she has now is a horrible man, he is lovely to his mom and Namjoon can't stand the fact that his Mom can not seem to understand why Namjoon and his brother don’t get on with him. Namjoon’s brother is only a year younger than him and he is set to also move into his girlfriend's apartment soon. Both him and Namjoon moved out to get away from him as soon as they could, if that doesn't tell you what they think of him, i don't know what will. Namjoon and the boys all have agreed that the only acceptable way to be a new step-parent is accept the kids your partner already has, even if they aren’t ‘yours’ you need to respect them, respect their father if he is around and acknowledge their existence. Joon’s step-dad does none of those things. He ignored the two brothers but at the same time didn’t acknowledge that Joon’s mom had kids with another person. Joon’s dad isn't allowed in the house as his step-dad doesnt think it's appropriate? He's a very weird man so it’s clear to understand why him and his brother moved out.
JIMIN:
His mom is so cute, she's so cute. But his dad… his father is a different story. His mom and dad divorced when Jimin was about 5, and he spent most of his life with his mom. She is his biggest supporter <3 it's very sweet!! She wept for so long when he came out to her, but not in a bad way, it was just pure love and the fact he felt he could come to her and trust her. She was initially SHOCKED at Jimin’s job but within about 6 minutes she was in full support as long as her ‘baby boy’ was safe and happy. The boys also love her. She visits quite a lot and they all ALWAYS come round to see her when she visits. Jimin doesn't talk to her tOO much about the weed shit and what they get up to, but she’s not an idiot, but once again: as long as he is safe. His dad though, not so much. He was never close with his dad growing up but that mindset was always instilled in him that his dad is ‘family’ and he should be close with him. So in his teenage years, Jimin tried..SO hard to be close with his dad but when Jimin accidentally came out to him that put a stop to the already tenuous relationship they had. Jimin’s dad does not want to know anything about his son anymore and initially Jimin was upset about it, but now he’s more mature and knows he’s not the problem in any way.
TAEHYUNG:
Bad, bad, really bad. The boys don’t even know half of it. Jimin knows most of it, Taehyung spent a lot of nights at Jimin's house when they were younger. Jimin’s mom ‘took him in’ in a way because it was all getting far too dangerous for Taehyung to be living with them. Jimin’s mom did what she could but Taehyung’s parents had ultimate control over him until he moved out and left as soon as he physically could. Jimin helped cover Tae’s rent until Tae got a job when they first moved out. Taehyung felt insanely guilty over it for a while but it was very clear how desperately he needed to leave that house. Sounds very morbid but it was killing Tae. Taehyung lived through it, until he was 17 years old. He was tortured by those people. He lost his childhood to the people who were supposed to give him one.
JUNGKOOK:
Jungkook lives with his mom and they have a very ‘normal’ Mother and son relationship. She’s a lovely mom, and Kook is very close with her. She is a lovely woman, she’s not massively strict but she does expect her rules to be followed if he is living with her. Which Kook respects and his housing situation is due to change soon which is Mom is finding it hard to deal with as it has been just her and Jungkook since he was born but she would never tell Kook she doesn't want him to leave because she knows how ready he is to move out. He really only sleeps there now, and to be fair, out of the 7 nights of the week, he’ll sleep at home maybe ¾ of them. Jungkook doesn't have a dad. Well he does, but he’s never met him and to be fair Jungkook’s mom hardly met him. Jungkook learned at about 12, his Mom had a summer relationship with a man while she was travelling in her gap year. So she fell pregnant while she was away from home, sadly she didn't know she was pregnant until she got back and the two lost contact. Jungkook takes pride in the fact that although he never met his dad and he doesn't know Kook exists, Jungkook’s mom said he was a very VERY good man and he would be proud of Kook today. Jungkook’s mom broke down crying when Kook originally said he was going to be a tattoo artist, his dad was heavily tattooed and his mom was astounded at this ‘coincidence?’ Another thing that makes Jungkook’s mom a very good mom is she was quite young when she had Jungkook, about 18/19 so she is fairly open to things many parents wouldn't be. She’s also a very strong woman as she did it all on her own. Her parents (Jungkook's grandparents) didn't really want anything to do with her after they found out she was pregnant at 18, and the father was in another country and she had no way of contacting him. So she is incredibly strong due to being completely alone at 19 with a baby, she built a life for them. This meant his young childhood wasn't the best situation for either of them. Until she found the right job and the right people to be around it was hard. They were homeless for a while, until Kook was about 7, and some of his earliest memories are sleeping on the floor of people's houses while he was growing up. He also spent a lot of time in shelters with his mother and although it was very hard for the both of them it bonded them and is the reason they are so close now. The only thing Jungkook always feels guilty about is he hasnt told the boys about that. They all figured he probably was quite poor and struggled growing up but they have no idea how bad it was, but hey, everyone has secrets. He isn’t ashamed of it, he just doesn't want sympathy. But he’ll tell them one day, just not today.
the tale of taehyungs first edible experience. written by someone who prefers to smoke and has only had edibles once in a forest at 16 <3
words: 1883 --- ✿ --- masterlist
“How much??”
“He didn't have that much Joon?”
“He's never had an edible! Do my eyes deceive me or is there only half of that bar left Jimin?”
Jimin cringed, “Uh huh”
“You fucking idiot”
Namjoon has just gotten home to find Jungkook, Jimin and Taehyung on his couch watching films they've all seen thousands of times. There's a bar on the coffee table, and Namjoon is well aware of what's in that chocolate bar, he bought three of them last week with Yoongi. He prays all three of them split the half that is now gone? No! just Taehyung! He’s in for a bumpy ride.
“Jimin, that bar is 1000mg? Are you telling me that Kim Taehyung has just eaten HALF of that?”
“He is telling you that” Jungkook piped up
“Shut up man, in our defense we didn't know it was 1000mg”
“Oh was the 1000mg sign on the wrapper not enough for you”
“Why are you pissed at me? I didn't eat it” Jimin was fighting an argument he wasn't in. Namjoon isn't annoyed at all, he's mildly amused and slightly interested in the events that will come in the next few hours.
“I'm talking to you because Taehyung hasn't looked up off the floor since I got here, '' Joon says with a laugh. He sits down next to Tae, places a hand on his knee.
“Taehyung? Are you with us?”
A single noise comes out of Taehyung. Good, he’s not that bad. It’s manageable and to be honest will be more fun than worrying. The group has gone through this countless times where someone accidentally got too high or too drunk and it’s easy to handle.
“You vibing or not?” Jungkok asked just to confirm
“Vibing”
All three breathe a sigh of slight relief. He may be very high but at least it's not a bad high, they've all experienced those highs.
The four of them sit and chill for a while with the film and Jungkook orders a pizza for them. As usual he orders way more than they need, i mean hey, who doesn't love leftovers for tomorrow.
“Jin is due home soon” one of the boys says but Taehyung can't quite tell who said it.
“Omg Jin!” he whispers
“Ahh, he speaks” Jimin announced
“Was i not speaking” Taehyung has been involved in the conversation for a while he's sure
“Bro you haven't said anything in the last hour” Jungkook says with a giggle, “jesus christ man, you're gONE”
“Shut up i’m fine, i’m in this conversation in my mind, you just don't understand. I'm on a higher level that you spiritually bro” Taehyung explains matter-of-factly
“I mean i wouldn't say spiritually, but you're definitely on some sort of ‘higher’ level” Namjoon jokes.
They hear a knock at the door.
“iLL get it,” Taehyung decides.
“Not a hope in hell you're getting that, sit down kid.” Jimin gets up to go to the door.
“You're not pizza?” Jimin says, disappointed at Jin’s face.
“Nice to see you too,” Jin walks in.
Namjoon asks, “why the hell did you knock? This is your house”
“Forgot my keys, I knew someone would be here.” Jin explains, “the fucks up with Taehyung?”
“Edibles” the three say in unison.
“Ohhh, he vibing or not?”
‘Vibing’ very quickly became the word they used over the years to describe a high. If one of them says ‘not vibing over here’, something is wrong. They found it to be very effective.
“I am vibing!” Taehyung exclaims
Jin laughs, “I'm glad Tae''. Jin plonks himself down next to Tae, wrapping his arm around Taehyung’s shoulder.
“How was work?” Tae asks, lifting his head for the first time in a while. Jin audibly gasps at Tae’s eyes. They have never been this red, also they are basically closed.
“Shit, it was shit”
“Oh” Taehyung frowns
“It'll be ok though dont worry” Jin smiles, Taehyung seems to get far too sad over Jin having a bad day at work. He puts his hand on Tae’s face to comfort him. At the same time the door knocks for a second time. Jimin gets up again, “this better be the pizza!”
An overpowering pizza smell wafts into the apartment. Taehyung covered his nose, the smell very intense at the start. He completely forgets the smell once he sees the 8 boxes in Jimin’s hands.
“Fucking hell Jungkook, how many did you think we needed” Namjoon laughs.
“In my defence the others will come over, Taehyung is high and we all love leftovers.”
The rest immediately realise he is right. They all laugh.
Namjoom pulls out his phone and texts the group chat.
8 boxes of pizza at ours, Taehyung’s high out of his mind
“They'll be over in a minute”
Namjoon was right, within 8 minutes Yoongi and Hoseok come bursting through the door, with the intention of eating pizza and also witnessing Taehyung. Within 2.3 seconds of them coming in it was very clear they were stoned.
“You guys are giving off an unholy stench”
“Shut up, you're no better Mr Jeon” Yoongi laughed.
Taehyung is already halfway through the first pizza.
“Hey hey, slow down Tae, remember what happened to Jungkook that one time” Jin says, his arm still round Taehyung comfortingly. Despite knowing Taehyung is fine, Jin doesn’t get involved in weed that often so he sometimes worries about them, the arm around Taehyung is for his own comfort, if Taehyung isn't vibing at any point, Jin’s arm will do most of the work grounding him.
“So good” the boys can make out of the babble coming out of Taehhyung’s mouth. And something else about the Virgin Mary crafting the pizza. They decide to ignore it or they will all have to put up with a spiel of Taehyung's thought process.
“Must we bring up ‘that one time’” Jungkook says mocking-ly.
“What? That one time you got high and paid me to drive you to buy Taco Bell and they decided to kindly vomit it back up in my car?” Yoongi decided to relive the entire experience.
“Kook was giving your car personality, it had no backstory, you had a boring car but now its got a story, it's got trauma” Taehyung says with a very serious face.
Yoongi hesitates and laughs, “That's one way to put it Tae, how you doing?”
“I've never been better, im thriving actually”
“I'm glad” Yoongi replies with a smile.
They continue eating their unnecessary amount of pizza watching the film as conversation quietens. Jin feels a thud of Taehyung’s head on his shoulder. He double checks and smiles. Taehyung fell asleep on Jin’s shoulder.
He whispers a quite, “aww”
Hoseok smiles and takes a photo of Taehyung. Shit. the flash woke him up
“HOSEok how dare you!!” Taehyung shouts jokingly
The rest laugh as Taehyung stands up and stretches with a big yawn.
“Vibing?” Jungkook asks
“YUP” Taehyung responded cheerfully
Namjoon and Jin look at each other and smile, Jungkook is so sweet to all of them, it's the little things when he checks up on them that warms Namjoon’s heart.
“I’ll be outside, give me 5 mins” Yoongi says as he stands up.
“kEEP THE DOOR CLOSED” Jin shouts to him. Jin really doesnt appreciate it when Yoongi doesn't shut the door properly and his cigarette smoke floats into the apartment.
“Yeah yeah yeah”
“I mean it kid”
“You coming Taehyung?” Yoongi asks.
“What you doing?”
Yoongi digs in his pocket and pulls out his cigarettes and waves them at Taehyung.
Tae’s eyes light up slightly, “ohhh, uh-huh”
Yoongi pulls the tiny balcony door open and Taehyung follows him outside. Yoongi pulls two from his box, “i owe you one”
“Tae you owe me about 4 boxes” Yoongi says with a snort.
“I'll buy you a box when I get paid,” Taehyung replies.
“Dont worry about it, i’m kidding, kind of” Yoongi says, a cigarette hanging out of his mouth as he lights it.
Taehyung can’t tell if it's because he’s high or because he's painfully gay but Yoongi always looks incredibly hot smoking and he knows for a fact the rest of the members agree with him. Even Jungkook, who can't really stand cigarettes, but who is he to judge, he’s a stoner.
Yoongi passes the lighter to Taehyung who, at this moment, cannot light it. He tried everything. Covering the end, switching hands and even turning away from the wind.
“You alright there?”
Taehyung sighs and hands the lighter to Yoongi, “can't do it, too high”
Yoongi lets out a long laugh. He steps forward into Tae’s space. Brings the lighter up to Tae’s mouth
“Inhale”
Taehyung does so as Yoongi lights the bottom and the cigarette ignites. Taehyung takes a few drags off it and leans forward and his head lands on Yoongi's shoulder. Yoongi lays his free hand on Taehyung’s head and they stand still. Partially just enjoying each other's company but also hiding from the cold. They stand like that until Yoongi is basically done and he’s going to hit the filter soon.
“Hurry up please i'm cold” Yoongi says to Taehyung just as Jimin slides open the door.
“You two look cute cuddled up out here”
“Jimin!!” Taehyung leaves Yoongi’s side, leaving Yoongi even colder.
“Hello! I've only been in there, you're acting like i've been gone for weeks” Jimin jokes lovingly hugging Tae back.
“Feels like weeks,” Taehyung says, offering his cigarette to Jimin, and this time Yoongi really laughs.
“Really Taehyung? Jimin would never touch that”
“I want nothing to do with you and Yoongis ‘dirty little habit’” Jimin says, mocking what Jungkook said last week when they went on a walk.
“Had to offer just in case, you never know who wants to start something new?” Taehyung explained his logic
“I bet Jimin loved you offering him a nicotine addiction, bro I'm FREEZING, please can we go inside” Yoongi says.
The three walk in with Taehyung rambling about nicotine which the other two were clearly ignoring. They walk back in to see 3 out of the 4 of the rest very much passed out asleep on the couch with only Jungkook awake.
“I'm going to bed” Yoongi said to the rest of them.
“Can i crash in your room” Jimin says with sarcastic pleading eyes
“Why, is it because you love me so much” Yoongi follows along with Jimin’s antics.
“Omg how did you know, i thought you’d never figure it out” Jimin jokes again as the two walk to Yoongi’s room.
Taehyung sits down next to Jungkook, the movie now coming to an end.
“Jesus you stink of smoke” Jungkook once again criticising the smoking habit.
“Shut up, you love me and the smell.” Jungkook can't deny, however much he didnt love smoking, the smell always reminded him of Tae and Yoongi, he would never admit it but the smell is growing on him.
The two sit back squished together on the couch waiting for the credits to roll on the film. Taehyung starts to drift off, Jungkook lets Tae sink into him as the pair fall asleep on each other. A lovely sight for the rest to wake up to, then to of course make Jungkook blush as he woke up to photos of them.
welcome to everything i will ever create :) this is probably not gonna be as organised as it could be but its FINE.
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fluff: ✿ angst: ☁ smut: ★
- bts stoner au introduction -
an overview of the world a lot of my fics exist in, weather it be ‘x reader’, or just normal fics, this is basically an infodump on the au i created :)
- how did the group meet? -
the group of 7 boys that work so well together must have started from somewhere?
GROUP FICS
-taehyung is vibing- (✿)
-1883 words-
“How much?”
“He didn't have that much Joon“
the story of when Taehyung was the only one to eat namjoon new edible bar and the whole group manage to witness him.
HEADCANNONS
i think headcannons is the right word to describe this
-relationship with parents-
-nicknames-
-what do they sleep in?-
-when they are sleepy-
-which songs fit each guy?-
KIM SEOKJIN
coming soon..
MIN YOONGI
-a stoners night in- (★)
-1607 words -- [yoongi x reader]
‘Yoongs?’
‘Mhm’
‘Do you wanna smoke?’
- a chill night in with your boyfriend yoongi, obvious you both smoke, obviously you both fu-
JUNG HOSEOK
coming soon...
KIM NAMJOON
coming soon...
PARK JIMIN
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KIM TAEHYUNG
-taehyung is vibing- (✿)
-1883 words-
“How much?”
“He didn't have that much Joon“
the story of when Taehyung was the only one to eat namjoon new edible bar and the whole group manage to witness him.