#bucket time

[catsofyore]

Just trying to enjoy her bucket in peace. Photo from my collection, ca. 1950s. Don't forget that I'm currently raising money for our local animal shelter! Please consider donating if you can - thank you! Link.

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Is shocked at how similar you both are in warmth. He’s used to being the warmest and there’s almost an immediate kinship from that alone.  IF you show him you’re blood is the same as his he’s going to trust and protect you with his life

Humans are always smaller than trolls and he can't help but find it cute how small you are and how that doesn't stop you from trying to go verbally toe-to-toe with other trolls. 

Kankri

Doesn’t see you as romantic at all at first, you’re fascinating as an alien but he finds it going deeper the longer you’re around and because he lets his guard down around you you let yours down and that’s when he starts to see you - no one lets their guard down around him.

Talks circles because once he likes you he’s terrified of offending you.  Sure Cronus says weird shit about humans but that’s not a reliable source! He takes so much time listening to you that he’s able to recall those little things you’ve told him, and when you smile at him after he does so he can’t help but start to purr

Karkat

We saw how much he seemed relieved (and then horrified) when he slashed reader open.  While he’s still prickly around you he’s also more relaxed with you than anyone else.  You know and share his secret and he is overwhelmed with a sense of not wanting to be away from you.  He likes that you’re the same temperature because you won’t complain about him being too hot or trying to leech his heat. 

He likes how your hair feels compared to his.  He needs special products he generally can’t afford to achieve the shine that most trolls find attractive but your hair is so different then troll hair that he sometimes finds himself mindlessly running his hands through it. 

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Gets nervous about pailing, he doesn’t want his claws to hurt you and worries about his teeth.  That being said during he loves the feeling of your duller teeth and nails, they cause bruising but don’t break the skin and leaves him with a different sensation than he’s used to.

Spends so much time with his hands wandering your body, feeling how pliable your skin is and takes an agonizingly long time with his fingers on your genitals.  The look he gives as your back arches into his touch is almost reverent.   

Kankri

Turns out he has a voice kink!  Kankri loves listening to you whisper to him while your soft fingers are wrapped around his bulge.  Whimpers when you say his name, will cum when you tell him to and sometimes even around others if you talk in that certain way his bulge starts to unsheathe

Loves to grind his nook against your stomach.  He thinks your belly button is adorable and kind of hot and maybe the tip of his bulge presses against it while his nook rubs against your soft stomach skin.

Karkat

He would cry the first time.  He needs your soft touches and your openness and vulnerability that trolls don’t show so he can relax and really enjoy the moment.  it’s a long slow night and it takes time to build, there’s a lot of encouragement and experimental touches that help you both really understand the other’s body and what they want.

Give👏 this 👏 boy 👏 head 👏 Let his bulge slip past your lips and twist in your mouth and sink down your throat.  Run your tongue along his nook and dip the tip of it inside him.  Moan around the lips of his nook and leave hickies on his thighs.

[z3bruhcod4kk]

What was your first pail like? Were you doing it just to do it or did you have feelings for them? If you haven't filed a pail yet, what are you hoping your first experience will be like?

No I will not €laborat€

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Marvus is used to being praised, but he hears things like: sexy, genius, the voice of our generation, etc. so hearing things that are more sweetly phrased throws him for a loop.  He laughs a lot at it because it’s so outside of anything his persona is

He might throw one or two into a song as  shout out to you but for the moist part his reaction is grinning and laughing when you say those things.  He appreciates them he just is so unused to it he doesn't know how to react.

When in the middle of pailing he wants to know that you want him so being vocal is a plus.  The first time you call him something sweet while he’s burned deep within you he shivers and picks up pace a bit.

Hearing you call him those sweet things in this time of environment changes the meaning of them for him and they tend to trigger an arousal response in the future when outside of pailing

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A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex) Eridan: Tends to be very clingy afterwards Cronus: wants to go again, he doesn’t have the stamina and needs a break first tho Dualscar: done F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)  Eridan: A bit vanilla, he likes missionary so you’re both looking at each other Cronus: loves to hit it from the back, doggy style Dualscar: done

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)  Eridan: Unfortunately it depends on his day, some days he’s kind of emotionally detaches and other days he’s pretty romantic Cronus: tries to tease but ends up a blubbering mess telling his partner how much he cares about them Dualscar: Not very romantic but very very dirty. Loves to filthy talk the whole time

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks) Eridan: roleplay/costume play Cronus: cum inflation Dualscar:  dirty talk, loves to say and hear the filthiest things

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc) Eridan: slight preference for receiving because he’s always nervous he’s messing up when giving  Cronus: Prefers to receive because sometimes he’s grossed out when looking at genitals  Dualscar:  No preference, equally loves to give and receive U = Unfair (how much they like to tease) Eridan: likes teasing a little bit but does not like to be teased  Cronus: very very bad at it although he tries, likes being teased Dualscar: Big on it and good at it, loves to be teased too V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make) Eridan: tries to be a little quieter - it’s more dignified.  Quiet whimpers and groans Cronus: doesn’t mean to be loud but is very loud, repeats phrases and moans Dualscar: unabashedly vocal, talks filth, moans, groans, grunts...all of it Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards) Eridan:  Embarrassed by it but he falls asleep pretty much right after cumming Cronus: Likely to fall asleep after a second or third round, after only one he’s fine to go back to whatever he’s doing Dualscar: usually good to bounce back and get back to work, unless it’s already bed times and even then he might have to check some ropes and moorings

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that’s a lot so i’ll give you one of each for them

cirava - into very casual touches so they have no problem dropping down next to you and wrapping an arm around your waist to you pull you closer while scrolling through their chittr feed. Their fingers end up in your hair more times then not and if you massage the bed of their horns they’ll be a purring mess

tegiri - an awkward person in general so he is going to be the person who sits a little away then slowly moves closer before using his hand to cover a ‘yawn’ before ‘casually’ draping an arm over your shoulder.  When you close that small gap he turns bright teal and grins

azdaja - He is the PRINCE of the gold bloods and when he wants a cuddle he will demand it with his arms open expectantly.  You never have to worry about being the initiator because he is going to be telling you exactly when your cuddling him and it’s going to be often

mallek - Mallek gets lost in his work, he loses focus of what’s happening around him so unfortunately he isn’t going to be an initiator for the most part because he just isn’t going to be super aware of what’s going on - he needs someone who will pull him away from that for affection. The rare moments when he isn’t distracted he’s also a casual toucher and will pull your head into his lap while watching movies together

cirava - Has wandering hands and will casually lower their arm so their fingers can slip past your pants and prod until you let them in between your thighs to rub against you while they continue to scroll through their phone and smirk 

tegiri - The cuddling is going to turn into shy soft kisses where his hand eventually moves to cup the back of your head and intensify the kiss.  It naturally moves form there where he repositions you both so he’s on top and able to better move your legs apart so he can slip his bulge inside

azdaja - Obviously has a thing for being worshiped so while he’s got you against him he’s going to start whispering some dirty dirty things into your ear while moving his hips against yours, hands coming to rest on your ass and pushing you flush against him.  

mallek - He’s already got you in his lap and his hand in your hair so while he doesn't demand anything when you feel his bulge starting to press against your cheek from the confines of his pants it’s going to be greatly appreciated if you let the blue tendril curl up in your mouth

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D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)  Odd as it may seem, Marvus’ dirty secret is that he isn’t as horny as his persona tends to let on.  Pailing is dope, don’t get him wrong but a guy’s got more to worry about than filling buckets

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)  Fairly experienced, he’s had a fair share of partners, when he was younger and up and coming he was more frivolous and learned a trick or two.  He’s by no means an expert but he’s no novice either

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)  When his partner doms him.  He loves being able to just be taken care of so if he has someone who is going to do things to him he’s super down and very much unsheathed

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)  Anywhere he owns.  He isn’t into public pailing because his whole life is public so this is something reserved for places where there are no cameras - his hive, limo, dressing room, etc. 

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going) Being away for a long time, he gets lonely and that’s when he wants his partner most.  When his partner wears his old old merch that looks like shit, and when his partner initiates 

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Cronus

Cronus is a human so he knows allll about blow jobs, trust him on that, no he is not accepting any questions at this time, thank you.

He’s a shivering mess the whole time, whispering curses under his breath as your warm mouth suctions around his bulge.  His knuckles turn white and his claws puncture the surface of the couch he’s sitting on as he tries to keep from fucking your face.

He tries so hard to pretend this isn’t anything he hasn’t had done before.  You aren’t causing him to shake, he’s just cold. NO he didn’t whimper when your tongue swilled around the tip of his bulge. And he certainly didn’t cry when he came on your face!

Dualscar

For being the same person these two couldn’t be more difference.  Dual scar has no idea what your proposing and is skeptical of the idea.  He isn’t foolish enough to trust his bulge to anyone and especially not their teeth!  But he is also not going to turn down an opportunity to get off soooo...

His stare is the most intense thing you’ve ever seen.  He’s threatened that if you do anything even a little funny you’re as good as culled.  It makes it a little hotter to be honest.  He jumps and curses when you lick that first strip from base to tip.

It’s pretty much over from there.  He’s got his claws tangles in your hair as he holds you close to his crotch, thrusting into your waiting throat and calling you all sorts of filthy things.  When he comes it’s deep in your throat and his greedy eyes watch as you try to swallow it all down