Your scenarios, my liege

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[mysharona1987]

[wiisagi-maiingan]

Maybe it's just because I'm aro but American wedding culture is out of control. You should literally never be going into debt for a single party, no matter how important that party is at the moment. Do you really want to start your marriage off by dropping tens of thousands on one day instead of investing that money into your future with your partner?

[if-i-am-not-for-me]

I agree with this, and extend this feeling to engagement rings

[kayla-denker]

I sure am glad that whenever we ask for more representation there's always a tme person or a pick-me to show up and point out to us the same six background characters from the last 20 years to prove to us hysterical women that we're being unreasonable. How silly of me to want more and better representation. I should be happy with this tiny amount. It is of course already more than we trannies deserve...

[unknownfishsposts]

Feeling low these days, Sun knows how to handle it

[isuggestyouthliberation]

it's wild how quickly and easily people will pedojacket you for defending childrens rights. I've been called a pedophile for saying 'i treat sixteen year olds like adults.' I heard a podcast recently where the host got looks for saying 'i was playing in the pool with some kids' as if thats not an imminently normal place for both adults and kids to be.

it's also worth noting that this is intentional. the constant accusations of pedophilia and grooming are built specifically to prevent adults (and especially queer or marginalized adults) forming solidarity with kids, or from treating like anything other than things to be avoided.

[friend-me-harder]

Sorry to hear you’ve been feeling down, love ((And that I haven’t responded)) I hope things are a little better for you now.

Aradia is not one to sit still so buckle up because she’s taking you on adventures with her.  She wouldn’t let her best girl sit home alone when she’s down.  Aradia’s a little blunt though and will tell you straight up that she’s taking you out because you seem down.  

That being said she’s not trying to cause a sensory overload so the places she’s taking you to are going to be comfortable and quiet. A favorite childhood spot, a small café that you enjoy, a store with your favorite knick-knacks when it’s empty.  Dating a goddess off time gives you some of these privileges.

She’s going to be cracking jokes the whole time too, she loves hearing you laugh and seeing you smile so be prepared for some off the cuff quips and snarky observation humor.  

Aradia is smart and a good listener so while on the adventures she isn’t ignoring the underlying issue, just taking the TIME to get to it so you can more easily vocalize it and help yourself see what the problem is so you can work together to find a solution- even if it’s just a long hug

[popcorn-kitten]

Alone With You

Pairing: MallekxAFAB reader Rating: M/18+ Warnings: penetration, loneliness, xenophilia  Summary: A non-canonical off shoot based off of Nobody Knows where-in reader and Mallek agree to try and soothe the other’s loneliness. An agreement of pretending to be in a memory and that things are as they were. The feelings that are stirred from the familiarity of something now unknown and the awkwardness of a relationship not ended and still yearned for. Also alien sex. Read on AO3

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[friend-me-harder]

Fiercely protective - he wants you away from most dangers and other trolls to minimize the possibility of harm.  But he also loves to show you off and gush and brag to others about his matesprit.  That and it’s important you share his life with him, being a troll at sea is inherently dangerous so he tends to have to do some mental gymnastics to determine each of his next moves where you’re involved.

Loves to se you in his clothing and his sign, it shows who you belong to but also that you want others to know and that makes him feel really good

As a captain he may be called at anytime on deck, this is upsetting to him when the two of you are wrapped up together talking quietly and kisses softly in-between topics.

Tries to come across to others as tough and strong (He is) but also melts when you initiate hand holding.  There are times when he may give your hand a squeeze and release it depending on who is around but you initiating the contact sends his heart a blaze

[friend-me-harder]

For Lanque this would be a bit of a mind fuck.  He has always emulated himself after rainbow drinkers, and while some of this comes from a desire to be like them it is to also be liked by them.  

There’s going to be a back and forth pretty regularly about you making him one as well and if it would actually fix his situation  or if it’s something he actually wants.  Would it even work if it was a human vampire?  It’s a lot to take in.

He fell for you before knowing about your blood sucking ways and while it doesn’t bother him that that’s how you survive he is still struggling due to the above.

As long as you let him nibble on your neck too he’s not opposed to you having a sip and leaving a nice mark to let others know that he belongs to someone and is marked by them.  

He will NOT sleep in the coffin tho, sorry

[friend-me-harder]

For red I’m getting big Daraya vibes!  She’s also always looking for something new to explore and someone who is going to take her to out of the caverns and to possibly dangerous places is going to be very cool in her book.  She’s grown up around artists and finds that you taking it the step further into animation as a show of fearlessness that she aspires towards.  And while Daraya craves seeing the world above she isn’t exactly a go-getter or someone who needs to be active all the time, she’d be more than comfortable playing a round of games with you or just watching as you move through levels.  Daraya is obviously also in that comfortable state of punk so you guys get to share clothing which is always a cute thing to do with a partner.  Also a big music lover, Darya and you can find new artist together, possibly sneak out to concerts but sit just outside the area so you’re not surrounded by people, relaxed together as the sounds wash over you.  

Pale Mallek.  The two of you already have a lot in common which is where the initial getting along would occur.  You’re paces match as well but Mallek is someone who is competitive by nature and is always going to be trying to get you to do better with games and programming by one upping you and acting like it wasn’t even hard (spoiler: it was a little hard).  But that’s what he likes, is someone who pushes him back.  Mallek would be a fair critique of your drawn works as he ahs to work with drawn things for his tattooing - do the same for him so he can improve on his lines and shapes and he’ll be grateful.  Feelings jams are filled with jokes and a struggle to sometimes get to the root of issues show him you trust him and he’ll do the same.  And while he may not always have the best advice he’s going to be honest about what he thinks would be best for you

[friend-me-harder]

I hope you have it pretty much set up for him because how he figured out Trollian is beyond anyone’s imagination.

Once on he is incredibly excited to see your face!  I mean he just stares for a solid few minutes taking in the fact that he’s seeing you for the first time in such a long while. 

The original idea was to watch a movie together but that falls apart quickly when you both start talking about how you miss the other. 

Gamzee offered to make and send you food but the distance meant it wouldn’t hold up, but seeing what he made himself makes you a little more homesick for his hive.  

Gamzee’s feeling a bit of the same and lets you know how much he’d rather be snuggles up with you under one of those wicked mother fucking blankets he sees in your back ground.

the two of you eat and chat and are up far too late just talking about everything and nothing.  It leads to the two of you eventually falling asleep on camera, Gamzee’s snoring actually lulling you to sleep as a deep rooted comfort sound.  

[hiveswap-lovemail]

Hiveswap Lovemail is now accepting asks!

(I could not get this post in the tags, so I’m re-posting it to see if it works now)

What is hiveswap lovemail?

🌼 This is a blog dedicated to the hiveswap and friendsim characters!

🌻 I write for: self shipping, character x character, general character headcanons (i.e. bloodswaps, ancestors, etc), whatever you can think of! My goal is basically to act as life support to a dying fandom. I do also accept ficlet requests, but I won’t be posting those as often. I’m a slow writer. Watch for prompt lists!

🌸 You can also ask for in-character asks! Having a rough day? Have your favorite character write you a message of support! Just add an “IC” in your ask description somewhere.

Who can follow?

🌺 Anyone, excluding the usual -phobes or maps/ map positive.

🌹 This blog does not condone character or ship bashing. I love all of the characters and you will be blocked on sight if you behave unkindly in my askbox, the tags, or otherwise.

🌷 Please do not tag my writing or asks as kin / id / etc.

Do you accept suggestive asks?

🌺 To keep this blog safe for minors, I do have a separate, after-dark counterpart: @hiveswap-lovepail. See the pinned post over there for more details. Minors are okay to follow this blog but will be blocked from hiveswap-lovepail if you attempt to follow. I do check diligently.  

Who is the mun?

🌻 I’m Silas, previously known as clusband. I’m an agender adult aged 26. Besides that, I’d prefer to keep my personal life on the downlow.

🌼 I’ve been in the homestuck fandom since 2013 and I’ve been with hiveswap since the beginning, so you may have seen me around.

Who do you write for?

🌹 At the moment, I only write for the hiveswap and friendsim characters.

Tags?

🌸 I tag for all major triggers as: #[trigger] cw

🌼 Characters tagged as their first and last names.

🌷 Headcanon posts tagged as: #headcanons

🌻 Questions for the mod tagged as: #admin.txt

Do you do matchups?

🌺 I will do up to five matchups at a time on Thursdays. Feel free to send them in whenever, just understand that I won’t be posting my response right away and there may be a queue in front of yours.

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Thank you for reading. Ask away!

[friend-me-harder]

Yeah good luck getting all those schedules to line up

I hope you’re ready to complete pamper Marvus because that’s what he’s expecting from you and Galehk.  

And while Galehk is a top leaning verse he’s not always super confident and is going to need some guidance.  You’re going to be the one taking the lead.

Things tend to happen at Galehk’s. The caverns are a no go and Marvus’ hive is usually swarmed with paparazzi so the only time for the three of you to get together is at Galehk’s

Marvus demands to always be eaten out and sucked off so you and Galehk get to take turns being between his legs while the other is pounding away into the oral giver’s nook

[friend-me-harder]

Equius believes he’s only going to be a good kismesis for someone who is as equally physically STRONG as he is, but he’d benefit from an intellectual challenge.  He’s very smart but doesn't always get his words right to make his point. He’d do well with a kismesis who challenges his speech and makes him think about what and how he wants to say things.

Overbearing in all quadrants, he’s going to be berating you for putting yourself in situations you clearly haven’t been prepared for and remind you to keep your weak body out of harm’s way if you’re not going to get stronger

black dates with Equius tend to include some sort of lifting challenge, witty repartee, and some good take out (whoever’s choice it is the other insults it and calls it garbage)

[friend-me-harder]

@electricmugs​

She’s hardly comes up to your same height but she won’t hesitate to block you with her own small body. Her words are worse than her bite, but don’t think she isn’t willing to throw down physically when needed.

She huffs at you when you get too far out of lowblood safety areas, you’ve already got a shorter life span, you shouldn’t be in a rush to make it shorter.  She huffs and you and puffs out her cheeks when she’s annoyed, which is pretty cute.

She’s great at causing distractions and pulling you along with her  to one of her many known hiding spots where she’ll smooth both of your clothes out before you’ll wander back into the street, she doesn't let go of your hand.

[friend-me-harder]

understandable

[friend-me-harder]

Not a req but I've been into this fandom since 2010-2011 and it feels so good to see wonderful creators produce such content for it! Thank you for providing lovely content!!<3 keep it up and stay safe 💕✨

aww!  Thank you, @evisnotok!  It is tough to find consistent content for our fandom, especially since a lot of it moved to twitter and HS^2 and staff kind of alienated/turned off a lot of people =(

I will do my best to keep up and am staying as safe as I can, you do the same!!