Sam complaining to Steve and Bucky about something political like how Captain America has to pretend to like certain people or things because he has an image to protect and Steve nods all serious like he completely agrees and Bucky calls him out on it
“Steve you never did that so shut the fuck up. The second someone did something you didn’t like or were a bully you were ready to throw hands. You did throw hands a few times. Punched a lot of people you probably shouldn’t have punched.”
“Hey there were a bunch of people who did not get punched who I wanted to punch so I think that counts for something!”
Sam is so tired of these old-men bickering, but Bucky is right and he loves chaos so he adds fuel to the fire
“You two know it isn’t the 1930’s anymore and that you can’t go around hitting people just because? Even if you are 150 years old.”
Steve and Bucky gang up on him so fast
“You respect your elders kid!”
“Punk, Sam you think that’s funny huh? Let’s go you and me right now. I’ll show you who’s old!”
