Buff cows
I was at a show today and there was this massive building just filled with cows. These cows were not your normal cute little roadside milk pals. NO. They were massive, insanely buff, genetically engineered monsters that looked like they were ready to mess your life up, step on a baby and kill your nan. I don't have a fear of cows but these guys made me quiver in ma boots. Well anyway these beasts were just tied up with a cute little blue rope tied to a wall. No fences or anything. And the hall had dozens or visitors walking through constantly looking at the cows. If one of those gods suddenly decided they didn't like being stared at all the time and decided to reek havoc suddenly I would not doubt that it would kill many in its rampage and there was nothing stopping it except that tiny blue rope and a small owner keeping watch. Luckily it was a hot day and most of the cows were to drowsy to move. It was still an experience though. I was then left wondering about how the hell anyone thought it was a good idea to do any of this when a cow next to me let out a mighty scream. It was super loud and it sounded like the dinosaurs had returned. But as soon as it finished every farmer and visitor just started laughing like it was the funniest this they had ever heard. Now imagine you are super buff (capable of manslaughter) and your tied up to a fence surrounded with dozens of your also super buff brothers and sisters. You scream. The cows that have been walking up and down the isles gawking at you all day explode in guttural laughter. They will eat you one day.
