#buffoonery

[typhlonectes]

[starscelly]

average dallas stars clown show

stl@dal 02.04.26

[gaytommykinard]

no one is a fucking saint for dating and loving evan buckley what the fuck. do you people even like buck if you're readily agreeing with this statement. do you see anything wrong with this wording at all. do you know who would say that? eddie diaz. you know, the person constantly belittling buck for uhh, having feelings i guess. for not being super happy go lucky all the time. for feeling his feelings, even! and i guess for not expressing them by taking a baseball bat to his wall and locking himself in his room when he's the only adult in the house with his disabled preteen. that's the kind of person eddie is let's not forget! and calling tommy a saint for what, putting up with buck? is that it? putting up with buck's tragedy in 97 acts? fuck all the way off

buck wasn't wrong for asking his boyfriend of 6 months to move in, when they're 33 and 39 years old like PLEASE i need these children to sit the fuck down and realise that's a perfectly normal step to take in your relationship where you feel safe and comfortable and you see a future with your partner. i know your only guidance on adult relationships is television so let the grown ups talk about it, yeah? "but tommy has his own house" ☝️🤓 FANON "but why would buck ask tommy to move in with him in the loft" you think the writers who are handing out scripts the day of filming thought about it as much as you have? "but if tommy didn't want to move in cos buck was rushing" IT'S NOT LIKE BUCK ISSUED HIM AN ULTIMATUM?! you're allowed to say when you're not ready to take the next step lmfao what other moronic arguments do you have let's hear it

and what, if we're taking things at face value, why not talk about how the things tommy told buck were drenched in biphobia, huh? "this is new and exciting" "you're still figuring yourself out" "I'm not your last I'm your first" bro???? DO YOU HEAR YOURSELF TOMMY

but wait should we rewind a bit and go back to where tommy said his ex fiance "went crazy" and "hooked up with a himbo" after he broke off their engagement because he decided to stop lying about being gay? or are we going to selectively alter the narrative to make it seem like buck is childish and impulsive and tommy is a saint. is that what we're doing.

tldr i love tommy kinard with all my heart and i love the real tommy that i see on my screen and not the one butchered by bad writing and the need to "shut down buddie" and certainly not the fanon one y'all made up in your heads im sorry to be the one to burst your bubble: gay daddy dom tommy kinard isn't going to fuck you, hetero jessica

[zer0-woofwoof]

Never let your friend open their mouth

Actual conversation I had w @gouinisme the other day

[blursedpotato]

@captain-clandestiny

[ratantics]

It must be crazy being a professional clown...

These guys were on top of the world until some guy in Maine decided to write a book about an interdimensional being that eats kids and loves the taste of fear so it decides to take on the appearance of a clown.

Like, shit man, I guess if a creature beyond our comprehension decided that clowns were the scariest thing it can take the form of then they must be pretty fucking scary.

Oh but that's not the end of it my friends, oh no no no, because just as the clown community was recovering from a resurgence of fear thanks to the new IT movies and clown sightings, they are now being faced with a new existential threat...

Clussy.

It's hard enough working a 9 to 5 in the current capitalist hellscape we call society, but imagine having to work a job that makes people both fear you and want to fuck you.

I just miss the old days of when it was all about buffoonery and balloon animals and not this confused mess of scared horniness.

[galleryofart]

Harlequin

Artist: Paul Cezanne (French, 1839-1906)

Date: 1888-1890

Medium: Oil on canvas

Collection: National Gallery of Art, Washington, DC, United States

Description

Cézanne painted the austere and elegant Harlequin, one of four costume pieces including a Mardi Gras showing Harlequin and Pierrot and three variants focusing on Harlequin, between 1888 and 1890. The artist's son Paul posed for Harlequin. Sensitively portrayed in Mardi Gras, his face in Harlequin was replaced by an impassive mask, a further, more abstract stage in Cézanne's development of the theme. Harlequin's traditional diamond patterned costume, bicorn hat, and the wooden sword that denoted his buffoonery have appealed to artists from the eighteenth century to the twentieth, and the character appears in Watteau's Italian Comedians and Picasso's Family of Saltimbanques. The opulent red and blue color scheme and lush surface texture are appropriate to Harlequin's theatrical origin, yet Cézanne emphasized the remoteness of the solitary figure.

[butyoutoldmeiwasfunny]