being queer: how to be cringe and popular

bg certifié 🏳️‍⚧️ he/him

[soealt]

march was very much competing on my tl

(i haven't experienced this much markiplier yaoi since 2015)

[zer0-woofwoof]

August 13th cannot come fast enough I NEED a cigarette

[elalalune]

Drive

[stuxkykeener]

the face of a man who wants the last thing he sees to be his best friend :)

or whatever secret third thing he is

[pineappical]

home

[seadeepspaceontheside]

these were the rejected ones

[chalroe]

eva stratt online shopping coping mechanism

[assiraphales]

based on the hc that ‘eridians already figured out how to replicate earth’s atmosphere, temperature, food, light, the ocean for the human. ofc they found a way to extend grace’s life expectancy’ I love the idea that once space travel has been advanced a little grace and rocky go on a road trip to earth

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

I see your “Rocky swears like a sailor but only in pitches humans can’t hear/refuses to teach Grace what those words mean” and raise you “Rocky swears like a sailor and now has to explain to Grace that ‘bad bad bad’ isn’t actually a sequence you play on your Eridian speech piano in polite company.”

Grace is both horrified and amused to realise that a more accurate translation for what Rocky’s been saying is “shit shit shit”.

[cloudabserk]

stratt said grace will be a perfect astronaut he will never have a workplace relationship! but then…

[ghostlywriterr]

Art Nouveau Villa Ruggeri in Pesaro. Italy

[pineappical]

i still cant draw grace consistently i mean hello rocktiz nation

[goodieprocter]

This one goes out to my cat (and also @justcakethanks of course)

[zzephyrizz]

I’m cackling—

[spicymochi]

pick a cartoon puppy to adopt!

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

Okay but imagine being the team of Eridian scientists tasked with keeping Erid's Only Human alive for as long as possible while the whole planet's environment is literally trying to kill him. And then Rocky shows up and is like:

“Grace says he would like half of dome to be water.”

“Oh, is necessary for humans to have large amounts of water question?”

Small Eridian equivalent of a sigh. “No. Not needed for life. In fact Grace will die if he falls in water and does not get out.”

“Tell him we give him water in containers that won't kill him. Lots lots lots of water on Erid for Grace to drink.”

“No. Grace say he want water on ground. Also want it with excess sodium chloride compound so it will be unhealthy for drink.”

“WHY QUESTION???”

[idgabuck]

Giggling at the scene from PHM where Grace is explaining how he figured out how astrophage breeds and he’s talking about Carl and when everyone is talking you can clearly hear a guy say loudly “WHO’S CARL?!”

[starrose17]

So movie!Grace is terrified of elevators, and in the book Eridians get to space by an elevator.

Grace is gonna get to Erid, and after everything he's survived, everyone he's saved, everything he's accomplished, half starved to death, he's gonna stand there in his Eridian EVA suit and see the biggest, longest, tallest elevator in the universe and just nope the fuck out.