Buggy the Clown as the Ultimate Girl Dad head canons because I, too, am enamored with this guy.
He ended up with eight daughters. Two sets of twins right in the middle. All the same mother. There really isn't a huge age gap either. Every few years there was a new daughter joining the crew.
Ultimate Girl Dad. If they wanted tea parties, then he had tea parties with them. His whole pirate theme is circus, so of course he’s going to dress up with them if they ask for it.
He was often seen with at least two kids strapped to him at all times when he wasn't causing trouble with his crew - a baby on the front while a toddler was strapped to his back. He needed his partner to have a break.
Taught his girls how to do their make up the right way. Sorry, his partner was terrible at it and didn’t want her teaching the girls wrong techniques.
Listen, this guy can break apart. He’s using his hands to feed two kids while his legs bounces one fussy kid and his arms rock another. Listen, this is a skill he began to perfect after the first set of twins were born.
Five of the girls got his nose, much to his horror, so he’s had to work on making sure they never felt uncomfortable about it like he felt about his. He tries to work on his own self esteem about it but it’s hard. They all have his blue hair, however.
He becomes a new kind of legend in a way when his girls get old enough to sail (which to be honest, the oldest was strapped to him up on the crow’s nest two weeks after she was born, much to his partner’s horror (though she trusts Buggy not to put the kids in danger he still does stupid shit from time to time)). Word spreads of this pirate crew of sisters who raise hell in their own way.
