#buggy thoughts

[cashiedoodles]

Buggy hand trend 💕

[spacedustmantis]

spreading my propaganda #mypropaganda to the real world

[writingoddess1125]

Buggy Long Term Relationship

Buggy the Clown x GN Reader

Me and my stupid shit again

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• You had been with Buggy for what most people may thing is FAR too long

• Having seen the best and worse of him as he had for you-

• The two of you having gotten together when Buggy was fresh faced on the pirating scene.

• What should have been a fling at best had turned into years of commitment that neither of you saw coming.

• But loved either way.

Communication!-

• Buggy isn't the best at speaking- let alone like a normal person

• The murderous pirate thing wasnt exactly what one would call a 'Calm Personality'

• But you werent any better since you were apart of the literally circus act

• However with you, he was a tiny bit more down to earth and you elevated yourself to understand him more.

• With you and Buggy it wasnt the magical novel like romances you'd wish for in books.

• Just like the pirates you are, It is as rewarding as it is work.

• Smooth sailing are paired with dangerous storms.

• You two had learned early on that while most the time you two could be 50/50- There was times where it was 80/20 for either or.

• And yes there were times you had to pick up the peices-

• Literally

• However he would always do the same for you-

Sex-

• Sex is still awesome

• But its different then the early years of honeymoon time.

• Its more down to earth- Sensual and about being together

• And now there can even be unserious moments without it being offensive

• Did you two break out into giggles when Buggy got a leg cramp mid stroke?

• Did you move weird once and fart?

• At first it would have been horrifying or down right embarrassing

• But now it was a blossom of being comforble with each other- feeling like two weird halves that make a whole weird thing.

• Then of course there is being adventurous-

• Open conversations about what you both want to try and do flow like water.

• Always wanting to spice things up even when it fails

You are currently half in what seemed to be a leather sex swing- half strapped in while it was lopsided and barely on with a slight sway of the ship naked as day.

Buggy in his boxers as he looked over the shitty instructions from the island he had raided this from.

"I dont think I feel too confident in this one Bugs-"

"Wait-"

He grumbled waving a floating hand as he looked at the instructions like an map. You couldn't help but snort a laugh at this point.

"You know- I thought this would be sexier.."

"Yeah..."

There was a beat of silence as you swayed in the swing- before Buggy tossed the instructions away.

Looking around for his knife

"Ah Fuck it Im still down- Imma cut you out, We can just hit it from the back"

Food-

• Weirdly enough this is were the two of you have the most disagreements

• Buggy has this oh so magical ability to just eat the same shit... forever

• Sure you have comfort foods or safe foods that you will eat.

• But no living being should eat hotdogs for breakfast, lunch and dinner for 3 weeks straight with no variety inbetween when he is at sea. There is plenty of other options but he will just choose this

• It usually takes you putting your foot down and make him eat something else.

Bathroom-

• While this is weird- its just reality in a relationship

• The barriers of privacy wear down into practically nothing

• It turns into a point of you two had seen each version of each other at your best and worse

• So being in the bathroom turns into something almost numb if the other just appears

You are in the bathroom, Letting nature take its course as your reading the back of a random lable since you'd forgotten to grab a book-

Half zoned out before the door slams open making your jump-

Slowly looking up at your Boyfriend Buggy- Who was shirtless and only in his boxers scratching at his treasure trail just below his belly button.

"Hey (Y/N) for the show tomorrow should I have the performers wear the sky blue themed costume or the-"

"Are you seriously having this conversation with me right now?"

You cut him off mid conversation, Blinking at him surprised and now red faced. He looks at you confused and shrugs.

"What?"

Gesturing to yourself on the toilet as if he was fucking stupid at seeing you in this damn position.

"So what? You're taking a shit-"

He shrugged, before going back to what he was talking about the costumes.

• You cant say anything since you do the same.

Buggy mid deep clean shower when you open the curtains suddently as he's mid ball wash.

"Where is the powder for the muggy balls?"

Him just wide eyed staring at you mid scrub on his dick.

"Uh- Yellow Chest"

You nod closing the curtain.

"Also Shave! Im not flossing!"

[blog-of-agony-and-despair]

Buggy is the type of person to have a huge praise & exhibition kink so he makes you ride him in the middle of his circus tent in front of a crowd- who’s town (which is just outside) he destroyed -and makes them watch as you both cum, with some audience cues from his obviously uncomfortable crew mates.

Your mouths agape, head tilted back as you fight back tears of pleasure. Your hands are on his shoulders and your knees rest just to the sides of his hips as you bounce, the wet slaps of your desperate movements echo through the wide space, along with your tiny moans and whimpers- your skirt is lifted just to your hips with your panties pulled to the side, he only pulled down his pants enough to get himself out of them, and into you, but it’s obvious how wet you are and how needy he is, even the people at the back can hear it…

The rest of his crew is facing the audience, making sure everyone watching whilst also keeping their own eyes off their captain and you, his first mate. You’re covered from your lips to your lower neck in red lipstick and hickeys.

He’s trying his best not to moan himself with how hot you look right now, the two of you under the spotlight with dozens upon dozens of people watching in fear and slight disgust, the chains on their wrists stopping them from fully covering their eyes. At least he had the decency to excuse the kids, right? His eyes are dark with lust and the need for attention, he’s so happy you agreed to this!

You have no idea where your captains sudden…desire, to have you on him like this came from- maybe he got jealous. Maybe he saw a villager give you a special kind of look- maybe he’s just a freak who needed to live out a long-time fantasy. But for some reason….your enjoying it. More than you should be, really.

He pulled you into the tent and you had almost laughed at how many people he managed to chain..it’s safe to say, by now, the smirks been wiped off your face.

The sand scratches and clings to your knees with every rock of your body but you push those thoughts to the side, you feel way too good to even think about that right now, “Are you close?” he whispers huskily, a wild glint in his eye- his hands roaming all over you, your covered breasts, thighs, ass, your hair. You moan and nod, choking out a small plea- “please, bugs- don’t stop, fuck, ‘m so close- so, so close-”

A wicked grin appears on his face and he grabs your hips tightly, beginning to bounce you faster. “I know you are, sweet-cheeks, you like this..don’t you? Having me wreck you like this in front of these pervs? I’m doing a good job, huh?” His words hold that hint of possessiveness you’ve always loved about him.

You nod quickly, clawing and grabbing at the fabric of his coat, trying to steady yourself. “So, so good- shit, your the best!” You gasp out- “oh fuck-!” He groans at the sound of your praising and he brings one gloved hand down to your clit, rubbing eagerly at it as you both chase that sweet high.

Your hips jerk and you let out a whine that makes him smirk. “Yeah, cmon- you can do it-” he gasps and closes his eyes. “Fuck-!” His hips twitch up and as he does, he hits that sweet spot inside you that makes you see stars and you finish with a devastating moan that your sure people on the next island would be able to hear, never-mind the traumatised individuals being forced to watch you.

Your eyes roll back when you feel him cum inside you, his lips parting as he admires your blissed-out face, now having a certain glow to it. “Good girl.” He whispers into your ear, his voice slightly scratchy and obviously pleased with himself. “You’re so beautiful..”

You swallow and go to say something- “I-” but you pause when you hear people clapping. It’s slow and hesitant and obviously against their will. You turn your head- to see one of the other crew members holding up one of buggy’s favourite signs.

CLAP!

The dancing lion, as buggy calls him, holds it up as high as he can, his back to the two of you..your cheeks flush and you tense up, sitting up quickly when you realise just how many people have been watching.

“Thank you! Thank you- we had a good time! The best actually!” He gently pushes you off of him and tucks himself back into his pants, turning and standing as he does- he detaches his hands and they grab your arms from behind gently as he helps you up onto unsteady legs.

He bows towards the right side of the tent, then the right and you focus on fixing your hair and skirt, panting softly with a warmth over your cheeks, avoiding eye pant with the crowd and the rest of the crew out of embarrassment and maybe even a hint of shame…but mostly lust.

“Come on, sweetheart.” He turns to you, a mischievous, wide, grin on his face. “Take a bow.” It’s not a request..it’s an order. One you know you can’t refuse, not right now anyway. You take a small, shaky, step forward before you slowly bend over in a bow. As you do, about four spotlights are on you like lightning. You gasp and tilt your head down to avoid the bright light- they continue to clap..buggy smirks and walks towards you.

He grabs your hand and pulls you back up. “Good girl. See- this is why you’re my first mate.” He grins manically. “My favourite girl.” He bows again, pulling you down with him at the same time and the clapping gets slightly louder..you assume someone’s raised some sort of weapon at them or something- it’s the type of thing buggy would do for the applause..

When you both comeback up, he turns to you and grabs your face, leaning in to press a large, sloppy, kiss to your mouth, getting even more red lipstick over your upper lip and chin, his tounge pushing past your teeth to mess with your own. You moan and kiss him back.

You don’t think you’d ever be able to say no to him. You never have been. It’s how you joined his freaky crew in the first place.

(Based on @mrs-maximoff-123s request from my inbox- the button wouldn’t work, sorry! 😭 hope you like it. 🤭)

(Credits to @kodaswrld for the dividers 💙)

[or0ch1maru]

May i request some CrossGuildxReader polycule smut? owo dom Crocodile and Mihawk + whiny cuck Buggy?

18+, pure filth, gn reader

•

All you can hear apart from the sound of skin smacking against skin are buggy’s pathetic whimpers from the chair in the corner. Your poor clown watching as you’re double stuffed by crocodile and Mihawk. You barely managed to see the wet stain forming on his pants. How you and Buggy ended up in this predicament was because you both decided to act out due to boredom. Mihawk and crocodile had been so focused on Guild matters and the two of you grew restless.

“No touching.”

Crocodile growls out towards buggy from beneath you. Watching as buggy went to rub himself over his pants, just to cry when denied. Poor baby, the pathetic way he adjusted his hips, needing something to soothe that ache. Tears are running down his face, slightly smearing his clown makeup as he pouts.

“If you behave, you can have your turn.”

Mihawk murmurs after thrusting, as if he’s forcing himself even deeper. Feeling the way you flutter and tighten around him. Your eyes rolled to the back of your head as you felt them get rougher. You’re much smaller than your lovers, intensifying your size kink. You crave nothing more than being sandwiched between them, being stuffed to the brim with their cocks. You feel the cold metal of crocodiles hook tap against your hip, a silent threat towards you and the clown. Behave and everyone will get what they want.

Misbehave…and well, you two know what would happen

“F-fuuck..”

The word falls from your lips as cum, dragging it out as you drop your head down against crocodiles chest. You hear a chuckle, they’re laughing at you. When crocodile and Mihawk punish you and buggy, they’re mean. Very mean. Denying orgasms, overstimulating you two, fucking you until you pass out, or on the rare occasions, earning yourself a small prick from the tip of croco’s hook.

“Ah uh, we didn’t tell you~hah~ to cum..”

Crocodile grunts out, losing himself for a moment within your walls. The way you keep sucking them in. Your body acting as if you can’t live unless they’re buried to the hilt inside you.

“You never listen…”

Mihawk warns. His pace slowed momentarily as he reached for something. You heard the familiar sound of the top drawer opening and then closing. Crocodile chuckled again when he saw what Dracule picked. Once buggy noticed, he let out another pained cry. Knowing what’s about to happen.

“Buggy, here. Now.”

Buggy quickly bolted over, before climbing up onto the bed beside the three of you.

“You know what to do.”

Is all Mihawk said. Buggy slips himself from his pants, his cock springing free. Pre dribbles from his head, dripping onto the comforter beneath him. A click, and then a strong vibrating noise meets your ears, you realizing quickly what’s going on. Buggy lets out a strangled moan when the vibrator ran over the sensitive part beneath his head. Mihawk picked up his pace again, while holding the toy against buggy.

“Neither of you are you allowed to cum until we say so..”

Is all Crocodile said, gripping your hips roughly before rutting into you at a brutal pace.

All you and buggy know is that you’re both fucked…literally

[the-grand-nebular]

Piling onto shuggy’s “divorce energy” I love the idea of Roger actually officiating a play wedding for them when they were young’uns

Rayleigh ofc knocks his head for it because “captains are literally officiants why would you do that” and the only answer is “eh they’re just kids and it was cute!” So then it becomes an inside joke; every time Shanks and Buggy fight they get comments from the crew about domestic tiffs and the ol’ ball and chain, “marriage is about compromise so go make up already”, etc etc

Nobody really takes it seriously tho because obviously they were just children playing, it was not a real wedding. BUT the years go by, the execution happens, the split happens. And deep down, both Shanks and Buggy independently decide the ceremony did mean something. Because the Captain did it, and his significance is greater than any other word of law in their minds, and it’s the only officiation they’ll ever get from him now.

Thus they both spend the next 20+ years accepting they have an estranged husband that they’re just not speaking to. lol

[jelly-daddy]

Hello, yes I am back on my bs…. If u have a request dm me

[shuggyisreal]

buggy literally threw everything away because shanks existed. his dream, his pride, his confidence, his self-worth, his ambition. all of it. he saw shanks shine and just decided he didn’t deserve to stand next to that. he just accepted that he was the side character in his own life. and u know what's the messed up part? buggy made peace with it. it was hard but he let go of everything he ever wanted because shanks was there.

and then shanks had the audacity to act like that never happened. like buggy was just chilling all those years, not sitting on top of all the shit he buried for shanks’ sake. like buggy didn’t spend his whole life convincing himself he wasn’t worthy to be at the top so he settled at the steps.

when shanks just says he’s not going after the one piece just like that. that felt like a slap. like it’s no big deal or that it doesn’t matter. like buggy didn’t throw his whole life away thinking at least shanks would go and find it for the both of them.

and now he’s just supposed to accept that too? to just dig it all back up? shanks acting like they’re the same. like they’re still equals. like buggy didn’t already lose. like buggy didn’t already throw everything in the trash and repurposed his ambition to loyalty.

because even if it wasn’t all shanks’ fault on why he chose the plot or the lore or saving the world or whatever the fuck. at the end of the day, it still means he didn’t choose buggy.

and that’s what’s unfair. shanks at least had a choice, buggy didn't have anything left. buggy literally crushed his own pride under his own feet just to keep standing next to him. and shanks choosing something else on top of that felt like spit.

then shanks had the audacity to ask him to join him too? it was fucked up. it was fucking disrespectful. like how dare you? buggy trusted him to understand. especially him.

so buggy said fuck you then and left his ass.